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indodude said:
Boutros said:
Ps3 said:
Boutros said:
Be a man and clean it up. You'll have to do it with kids one day anyway so why not start now.

Yeah, but how is he supposed to explain a brand new couch being ruined by cat diarrhea? How is he going to get the stain or smell out and what about the dog? What if the dog was poisoned?

Kill the cat.
Eat the dog.
And lick the couch.

Wrong order, the diarrhea on the couch would rot by then.

Correct. When licking poo, you want the freshest possible batch.

Tell them to take it to the vet. It might have a virus/bacteria, since the dog got sick following the poo eating incident. They should probably look into potty training it as well. 



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izaaz101 said:
indodude said:
Boutros said:
Ps3 said:
Boutros said:
Be a man and clean it up. You'll have to do it with kids one day anyway so why not start now.

Yeah, but how is he supposed to explain a brand new couch being ruined by cat diarrhea? How is he going to get the stain or smell out and what about the dog? What if the dog was poisoned?

Kill the cat.
Eat the dog.
And lick the couch.

Wrong order, the diarrhea on the couch would rot by then.

Correct. When licking poo, you want the freshest possible batch.

Tell them to take it to the vet. It might have a virus/bacteria, since the dog got sick following the poo eating incident. They should probably look into potty training it as well. 

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My cousin has cat diarrhea.



that got to be the worst day of their lives of that family.



badgenome said:
My cousin has cat diarrhea.

He should probably stop eating Chinese.



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