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EDIT: reworked OP.

OK. I am a video game reviewer and a couple neighbors know it and jack my games left by UPS and FedEx at my front door. It's frustrating. The packages aren't outside for more than a few minutes and - I see they are delivered - but go outside and they are GHOST.

If I catch someone in the act, I'll likely hit them with a frying pan, kid or not.

What can I do - besides having the games shipped to the office - to remedy this?

Muchas gracias.

Well, there are several things you could do. 

1. Leave a note for the delivery man asking him not to leave it anywhere but in your hands.

2. Rent a post office box.

3. Make sure that, whoever you are getting the video games from, they send the packages with a mandatory signature from you required for the delivery man to leave the package. 

3. Get a rottweiler and a very long chain, then make sure both are in plain view from your front steps! (this plan does have it's flaws since the delivery man may also be too afraid to approach your door.) 

@Rol...sorry, you are screwed...

I have brain damage can you help me out a bit?

Oh I doubt that!

If, however, it were true, I would be unable to help you since that is a physical impairment and I am not in your vicinity. 

Why not just have a camera???

More costly, plus the offender could wear a costume, thus making impossible to pinpoint who the crook was.

he never said he was a miracle worker.

You could hide a webcam from a window...

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