I am shocked that I can actually understand Trainspotting.

Sometimes ah think yir Scots is exaggerated, n ye ur jes trying tae impress us...

Kantor, your pace of learning is seriously the best here, i'm impressed. i'll keep up the lessons for you, little buddy!

@ Highwaystar, LOL i didnt know my mum was recording that, then she put it on youtube ¬_¬

trashleg said: Kantor, your pace of learning is seriously the best here, i'm impressed. i'll keep up the lessons for you, little buddy! @ Highwaystar, LOL i didnt know my mum was recording that, then she put it on youtube ¬_¬

Oh, please. Trainspotting is a better teacher than you'll ever be.

But don't stop, it's entertaining

trashleg said: Kantor said: trashleg said: Kantor, your pace of learning is seriously the best here, i'm impressed. i'll keep up the lessons for you, little buddy! @ Highwaystar, LOL i didnt know my mum was recording that, then she put it on youtube ¬_¬ Oh, please. Trainspotting is a better teacher than you'll ever be. But don't stop, it's entertaining

Don't be sad

Just try harder! Come on, you've had TWO POSTS and one video filled with incoherent mumblings. How can you compete with "the best thing that has happened to British writing for decades" (Sunday Times)?

E

eejit - idiot
erwiz - there was
eh? (pronounced ai as in rain) - at the end of a sentence, this means "you know what i mean?" or ewually some other seeking of agreement. On its own, it means "what was that you just said?"
eehhhhh! (pronounced "aaayyyyyyyy") - eewwwwww!

F

fag – cigarette
footer – fidget "quit footerin aboot, sit still!"
flippin – friggin, frickin, etc.
feck - f*ck

G

greet – cry (as in, "dinnae greet")
gies – give us(me) (as in "Giesa kiss")
guising – trick/treating
ginger – pop/fizzy juice
glesga kiss – headbutt
gob – mouth
Gonnae no dae aht – will you please stop that

yep, i took mst of these from teh interwebz. cos im lazy.

hang on, Im taking flippin for the English, keep your svelte yet dirty Scottish hands off it.

Thread needs more Proclaimers.

Three Craws

Three. Craws. Sat upon a wa'
Sat upon a wa'
Sat upon a wa'-a'-a'-a'.
Three. Craws. Sat upon a wa'
On a cauld an' frosty mornin.

The first. Craw. Was greetin' for his maw.
Greetin for his maw.
Greetin for his maw-aw-aw-aw.
The first. Craw. Was greetin' for his maw
On a cauld an' frosty mornin'.

The second. Craw. Fell an' broke his jaw.
Fell an' broke his jaw.
Fell an' broke his jaw-aw-aw-aw.
The second. Craw. Fell an broke his jaw
On a cauld an' frosty mornin'.

The third. Craw. Couldnae caw at a'.
Couldnae caw at a'.
Couldnae caw at a'-a'-a'-a'.
The third. Craw. Couldnae caw at a'
On a cauld and frosty mornin'.

An' that's. A'. Absolutely a'.
Absolutely a'.
Asolutely a'-a'-a'-a'.
An' that's. A'. Absolutely a'
On a cauld and frosty mornin.

Why do scottish and all british people in general laugh in mono tone?

@Kantor--god I hate you for getting that crap song stuck in my head