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i'm seeing this guy, and we were lying on my bed last week talking about crap and he made the stupid mistake of stating that he never gets weirded out. i like a challenge so i became determined to freak him out. a couple of minutes later i had my head on his chest and i sighed "i cant wait to have your babies", thinking he would be like "what the fuck?!".. but he went along with it, cool as ice. we ended up talking for 10 minutes about the 12 kids we're gonna have. then he said, nah i think i actually want.." just as i was saying "but seriously, i would only have.." and we both said "four" at the exact same time.

talk about awkward. i hid behind a pillow and he jumped up.

we ended up carrying on trying to freak each other out for the next couple of days, but had to call it quits when there were too many of those coincidence moments.
aaaaargh.



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Well in high school I probably could not have been more shy. So in high school there was this girl I liked. We had fun together and was even one of the few people I've ever been able to talk on the phone with for more than 5 minutes (I hate phones).

Anyways, so we were on the way back from a football away game (we were both in the marching band) and we were sharing a seat. I was sitting against the window and she was leaning against me with my arm around her.

I decided I was going to finally get the courage to ask her out even though she knew I liked her and I knew she liked me but since I was uber shy I was still nervous.

So I say her name and get ready to ask her out and then freeze and panic. I look out the bus window and see a gas station and then I say:

"Don't you hate the rising prices of gas?"

And then don't say another word the whole trip.

-_-



forgetting names is definately one of the worst ones



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My most awkward moment was probably at this Halloween party where this guy was gonna beat my ass for "dressing like a faggot." Mind you, this is Halloween, and everybody is wearing whatever the hell they want. I just threw on like 5 button-up shirts of different colors and left them all open so I had tons of colors all over. I wasn't really anything in particular, and when somebody asked what my friend and I were, we said we were dead prostitutes. One drunk cokehead idiot fratboy decides I'm a gay Harry Potter, 'cuz I had short brown hair and glasses. He keeps calling me this, and I keep ignoring him and hanging out with the people I know. Then he gets drunker and drunker and angrier, and corners me in the kitchen, and in front of everybody yells "What the fuck is your costume man?" So I say straight to his face, "I'm a gay Harry Potter, asshole." And he punches me in the face. Then immediately a bunch of people swarm in and take him outside and get rid of him.

Then all these hot girls swarm over me and take me into the bedroom to make sure I'm okay. This one girl is smoooking hot, and dressed as a slutty Catholic high school girl. She's sitting next to me and checking out my face (which was totally fine, I leaned back super fast and barely got hit anyway, but was still getting all this sympathy attention from the babes), and she says "Ya know, you're really cute, and if you weren't gay I'd be making out with you right now."

Before I can say "I'm not gay" ... RIGHT THEN... my friends all run in and go "Holy shit dude there you are, the last bus home is outside we gotta go chase it down NOW!" and they grab me and we run to the bus and barely make it and go home.




And there was this one time where I DJ'd at a friend's birthday party, and then at the end of the night I got really drunk and I asked this girl out.

In front of her boyfriend.

And I'd been hanging out with them both all night, and everybody but me knew they were dating. They both just laughed at me, and then called me "Loverboy" all night. But the next morning the DS came out, so everything was okay.



hmmm..... i was hittin this girl from the back and she just got up and ran to the bathroom and i started smelling shit so when i looked down i saw shit on my dick



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wrong hole.
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