If you have ever written a poem or have a catchphrase/quote that you have used in the past (something originally said by you and then quoted by others, perhaps), feel free to post it here

I have both a poem and a question I asked a friend two years ago in Calculus.

Poem:

We sail away

Carried by the tides of passion

Ethereal bliss

United by love, bonded by emotion

Prevalent risk

A voyage of uncertainty

Battling the odds

Our stormy journey succeeds

O, mighty sea

Deliver us to our destination

One of prosperity

And willingness to sacrifice

So it seems

We may soon arrive

Quote:

"Hey Chris, whats 9+1? 10?"

check my profile wall. Its got part of a rap i made. Oh yeah, and add me as a friend.

we have killed common sense to make way for popular opinion

I said this to one of my friends one day in computer science:
"I tried to compute your weight on this calculator, but it said variable overflow."

its been a long time since i was really happy,
but school's full of sh*t and life's real crappy

I've been gone a while, made new friends,
Got back to the old ones, made my amends

I live with simple values, f*ck my IG's
I'd rather shoot m head off than try'n attempt these.

Right about now ur thinkin about leavin,
Then go ahead, whyre u still readin

Fate shoveled shit and threw it my way,
and being such an a**hole, i was easily led astray

But thanks to my friends and even enemies,
i'm back on the right track, still loathe my IG's

"You know what? Fuck you."

"Algebra II isn't that hard."

"Ahhhh, stuff like this brings me back to the good old days.

You know, of playing LEGOs in my parents basement, sounding all the little people out and whatnot. My parents could overhear all the talking. They were worried and thought I had sever mental disorders, can't blame them really.

Regardless I've created many a fantasy land. I WAS KING! Sexy lego ladies were all over me.

Man, I miss last year..."

That's what I did to get get a gold star on Kotaku.

I got this from a friend, and I have been using it a lot (don't know if she made it for not).
"I don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in my pool"
"Hello, my OOL has no P in it, and I would like to keep it that way"