^^Do you walk to the beat of the alarm, when you get up to turn it off?

Oh you.

Tbh, I have no idea. :P

You know who else had an awesome idea? Decoy Octopus. And he died 5 minutes later from Foxdie. Nope. No ideas for me!

How much do wives cost? I only have enough money to buy one game =/

I saw alarm clocks like that in Japan a few years ago.

Actually I have an awesome alarm clock that I bought from Japan when I was about 14, it's a "True to life size" Pikachu that sings to wake you up. It's the most bizarrely Japanese thing ever.

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Anyway, one invention that I can't believe hasn't been invented yet (or at least widely used), is a wireless telephone system for use in offices.

Masturbate twice daily.

I just have 3 alarm clocks going off... still at times I go around the room and turn them all off, and then remember nothing.
I've sleepwalked and turned back my alarm clock three hours too.
And set up the pc to play loud music, locked it, and then woke up too late only to find it unlocked with the player stopped.

There are just some weird minutes after waking up when I can do that stuff, talk on the phone or have breakfast, then go back to sleep without remembering any of those after that... I just have to go to bed at time, or have someone actively wake me up.

If you take The Cell out of the PS3 and stick it in your head you'll have super powers.