You're not being a downer. I never doubted that you retained your awesomeness.

Rubang, if I knew you personally, I'd start a fund for you to buy Beatles: Rock Band. You deserve it for being such a trooper.

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Fairly decent. Just recently moved to Las Vegas to support my girlfriend in her doctorate program.

Having a hell of a time finding a job.

Even fast food isn't hiring around here.  It's screwed up.

I'm sorry what?

G'day.

A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voice saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'. The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from. A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.' The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

That reminds me of a Joke Norm Mcdonald told recently... i'll be paraphrasing but... here goes.

A moth walks into a dentsists office at night. 

The dentist said "Why are you here".

The moth replied.... "I don't know doc... to be honest... after 20 long years of marraige, i wake up every morning remembering how i once used to love my wife, but now those feeling have long burned out, I look her in the face... and to be hoenst doc.... to be honest... I hate her.  She's been cheating on me... I know it... and she knows i know it... but we both pretend i don't.  I'd cheat on her... to get her back doc... but in reality i don't have the energy or time to... and even if i did... I wouldn't be able to get it up... not with as much as i have to drink every day just to make the pain and bitter dissapointment dull enough to where i don't blow out my brains with my Colt .45.  20 long years of marriage doc... and we just can't stand each other anymore...

And my son Doc... my son... I'm not sure i can say i've ever loved him... I look at him.... I look at him doc and he's just a bitter disapointment... a bitter reflection of his old man... and all of his mistakes and what he'll never be.  He's a lazy worthless bum with no work ethic... he's on every drug known to man, extacsy, oxycotins, heroin.... he'll never be anything Doc... and to be honest... I think i'm glad.  Doc, if he was going to be successful... I'd hate him even more... whenever he smiles it only reinefoces my own sadness and isolation...  Doc I don't know what i'm doing here anymore.

"Wow... you seem like you really need professional help, but i'm a dentist not a psychologist... so why did you come here."

"oooooh.... why did I come to your office....

Because the light was on."