I am going to take a little survey. (not really a survey, more like an information gathering thread for my own readership.)

What is the closest thing you have on hand to kill a zombie?

Right now I figure I could unplug my bedroom lamp and break the zombie's skull.

Now keep in mind folks these zombies we are talking about are of the dawn of the dead (1978) variety. They move slow and don't use any 

other method of murder than bites or scratches.

i will use my bare hands.

Some dumbells (weights).

25 pounds of metal to the head should do it, no?

id lock my door so it cant get in ha ha ha ... but really id most likely be killed

Cigarettes.

Got a Wii Balance Board and a semi-acoustic guitar to hand (loads of heavy maple and mahogany).

In the hallway, there's a box of screwdrivers and a roadworks sign wot I nicked while drunk.

My Wiimote and Nunchuk (for real).

I have a shotgun about 10 feet where I am sitting

I have a huge foot long metal flash light on my desk.

^Oh and I have a shotgun about 12 feet away :P.

my laptop and a stuffed animal.