I am banning Loli

Also, Soriku's design needs many belts and zippers.

I am Monty, the great villain of VGCity. I own a dark, haunted mansion right off the edge of town. It is an abandoned, forbidden place, known to a few as Section 8. I conduct my evil plans there, and I have an army of lumberjack henchmen. Not to mention I have a pretty nice hatchet myself.

Naznatips is the biggest lawyer on the block, but nobody suspects his ulterior motives. He secretly plans to take over the city by pointing his finger at everyone and yelling "OBJECTION" really loudly, and then sending his henchmen marching at the innocent civilians (the henchmen being armed with gavels, of course).

And all other villain bios will have to wait. I'm hungry.

I can be the rare encounter enemy that gives a lot of XP.

Sorry, you'll be serving out some seafood soup.

...damn i didn't make a part. Next time my friends...next time.

Perfect but I'm off for now.

I honestly didn't see this thread going where it has now.

Ooh, can I be the guy who always acts like a jerk, but, despite the tough exterior, actually cares?

I don't know if Soriku is buff enough to take me on. He ain't getting my soup easily, that's for sure.

Hm, okay... that works for me.

Now, who's going to be the whiney emo kid?

A dirty old man, I mean look at my name. Well that would make me wise as well, lol.