When people diss me by my art!, uneven things (OCD...;-;), daylight (depends), when i cant sleep, SILENCE....*IS SCARED*, when i cant see something cool, when someone shows off in front of me, HOMOPHOBES(._. im annoyed by them)

People driving in the middle lane (in UK), people arguing it's okay for movies like Transformers 2 to be shit because, you know, its got explosions, people stopping abruptly at top of escalators, when they step from a plane, bus, car, elevator, etc. and block everyone else while looking around to decide which way to go, weak tea, horrible beer, idiots who have no justifiable reason to be idiots, extremists in any form, hotels that don't have an iron in every room, console fanboys...

but more than anything, double standards. If I were King then anyone caught using double standards would be executed.

I do like nuts, though... pity they're 'moreish' and make you fat.

People cursing way too much. It's so much more profound when a person who normally doesn't curse (a coach, teacher, etc) finally does curse in anger. You really feel like the shit hit the fan, whereas after hearing young people like me curse all the time, any time you see them angry it just seems like they're spoiled angsty people.

When people suck their fingers off while eating. Swear to god the next person who does that in a restaurant is getting yelled at.

What if it's Jessica Alba? Or does she get a pass?

Touché. Although it's not so much the visual as it is the sound/hygiene issue.

If they're done eating and do it, I'm not bothered as much as this (hypothetical situation): I'm sharing a bag of chips with one of my friends, they suck their fingers off, and GRAB MORE chips. That's just disgusting.

Water.

Water what? What you hate water

when people at work try to explain why there are going to ask me to do soemthing before they ask me. something about my time being valuable.

Um :p aren't you the same person who goes crazy when I say you like Yuri?