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If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper,



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Pink who?



Jeff Dunham
Dane Cook
daniel tosh
Hollywood undead

I haven't heard of any of those people/that band

The rest of your post seems to be quite insane.



This is a joke thread everybody, hope you laughed.

Any idiot knows that mario kart wii broke a million in its first week.



My name is blubeard because rosie has a blue beard. Just not on her chest.

is this thread the product of a missfire or premature ejaculation?



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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird  and people take Prozac  to make it normal.

If laughing is the best medicine and marijuana makes you laugh

Is marijuana the best medicine?

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

“If any creator has not played Mario, then they’re probably not a good creator. That’s something I can say with 100 percent confidence. Mario is, for game creators, the development bible.

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premature ejaculation, duh!



...this has -34 new posts...



Former something....

@Bluebeard

Well work on your humor Mr. Dane Cook



Thanks, this is so awesome, some people are still thinking I'm serious!



My name is blubeard because rosie has a blue beard. Just not on her chest.

Has MISSIGNO invaded Vgchartz?



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