Secret Wii Game
Bozon's incessant bloggery -- he posted yet another once since my last -- has forced me to take drastic measures. In order to win the contest of nothing that I've just created for myself. Oh, I will win this contest of nothing. I will win it by a landslide. Or something.
Really, though, this is the perfect opportunity for me to capitalize on the mass hysteria of Wii message board readers by presenting them a totally pixelated image of a game that we will unveil for Wii during the E3 time frame.
Here is said pixelated picture, processed through multiple filters for your viewing pleasure:
I'm not a photographic scientist or anything -- not sure the profession even exists, and if not, it should -- but at the very least, there seems to be a lot of red in that blurred-out picture. And you know what fuzzy red means, right? Yep -- teh maturez.
This is a Wii exclusive game. Developed from the ground up.
Have fun with that.
Bozon, you suck.
P.S. This blog post is made sweet by the fact that Bozon has been talking about this game without interruption since I showed him first screens. He is sick. Always bloodlusting. I think he needs help.
From: http://blogs.ign.com/Blogs/Comments.aspx?blog=Matt-IGN&entryid=120431
I have no idea what this is. I wonder if it will be good. Hell, I don't even know who it is from.
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Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, N64, PS1, PS2, Wii, Xbox 360, Game Boy, DS
