tut tut.

not intentionally, but by mistake once when i was 6. (its been on my conscience ever since!)

have you ever worn the same item of clothing for more than a week in a row?

no.
Have you ever eaten something expired (the whole thing) without noticing it until later on?

No

Have you ever heard about my dad?

No, what does your dad do?

Have you ever been jealous of what your dad could do? (I am because my dad can fix a lot of things on cars that I could never learn)

No

Have you ever been threatened??

if you havent recieved a death threat from a religious person, then your not a real athiest, so my answear is yes, in both RL and Interwebs

Have you ever thought people of the oposite sex are all the same?

Sometimes (I usually generalize based on age group)

Have you ever burped and a little puke came out or went up to your mouth?

Yes.

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

no, because I am the devil.

Have you ever insulted somebody who's twise as big as you, knowing hes agressive?

.................no

have you ever been expelled from skool??????????????