Europe is like an unfulfilled but brilliant drunk. When he avoids his bottle, he is enlightened, kind, and inciteful. But on the whole, the man knows he has few resources, and constantly works to destroy himself to forget his troubles, knowing fully well that his best friend (North America) may not have the raw talent, but gets the most out of what he is - a self-actualized overachiever. During the cold war, Europe's friend America took the bottle away from Europe by saying he'd only rebuild Europe's life with his money if Europe gave up drinking. While Europe did give up his bottle for a little while, he found other substitutes like Coffee (Communism) on occassion to be fairly fullfilling. But when the Coffee store went bankrupt, America let Europe start drinking again in moderation to keep getting it's fix - largerly so he wouldn't have to face his demons from recent drunken binges (World War I and World War II).
There are ways to insult America, but don't start with Bush - it is like insulting an ugly person on their heinous acne (which they can't control) instead of their bad breath (which is completely fixable with a bit of work).
This thread is pretty pointless now, so I'm going to lock it.
- The Establishment
People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge.
When there are more laws, there are more criminals.
- Lao Tzu