Dont forget about the age old Nintendo Thumb from the NES/SNES era.

That girl needs to man up and enjoy the pain!

It was only a matter of time before someone caught something from that poorly designed controller.

Carpal tunnel? PS disease? perhaps an STD from a fanboy that loves their console just a little too much?

Rubbing those dual analogs does kinda remind me of another activity I enjoy doing...

1 if your analog stick is that small i feel sorry for you, 2 if your GFs nipples are that big i feel sorry for you. 3 go back to the Microsoft forums and leave us be.

Condition sounds real but quite rare. Name really uncalled for -- especially since it was one case.

A general name would have been better: Controller palmar hidradenitis.

What I am envious about is a journal publishing a case study. So many now won't touch things without pages of statistical analysis of multiple examples/surveys/data points/etc.

Mike from Morgantown

Once I got my penis stuck in a cartridge slot and I didn't get anything named after me.

How did you manage this? I would like to hear the story.

That's a bit odd. You'd really need to advertise and let the company who's console played that cartridge know just how much it ruined your life.

wasn't the girl 12 years old in the last article ?

That is an interesting suggestion for solving the NES contact wear problem. I suppose it could work if you don't have a second cartridge on hand to shove into the cartridge slot.

In any case, it is disappointing you didn't get a condition named after you. Sorry to hear you got dicked over.