alright guys im running out of space, i dont have that many, so i want you guys to add some! When i we get a few more we will vote on the best one so lets add some! Also say whats your favorite so far. So a Wii, Ps3, and a Xbox 360 all walk into the bar. El Duderino: "And they all end up in bed together" Dolla Dolla:"And the bartender gives them each a steak.The Wii's steak is well done.The 360's steak is too bloody, so he sends it back to the cook.The PS3's steak is too expensive and doesn't have enough spices, but the bartender insists more are coming. " twesterm:"The DS folds. (ducks :p)" superchunk: "The Wii motions for the bartender so he can begin to party like its 1985. The 360 stops, grabs his flashing chest and dies instantly of a heart attack. The PS3, well he didn't actually make it into the bar. Wii and 360 didn't notice but a group of thugs beat PS3 over the head and stole him." Kn: "The Wii whips it out and the 360 and PS3 laugh at how small the "Wii" is. The 360 and PS3 then turn on each other and get in a violent argument about who has the biggest package. While they beat the hell out of each other, the Wii scores with all the ladies in the house and proves, once and for all, that size doesn't really matter -- It's all in the controller." Rath: "... and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?" WiteoutKing: Bartender asks, "So what'll you boys be having?" The 360 looks at his friends and says, "Whiskey. I need something rough that'll kick my ass." Bartender pours the 360 a whiskey and turns to the Wii. "And you?" The Wii looks at the others and says, "Gimme a shot of your strongest vodka. I want something quick and exciting. Hell, how about everyone in the bar gets a round on me." Bartender serves the Wii a vodka and pours shots for everyone. He then turns to the PS3. "How about you?" The PS3 slams down his vodka, looks up at the bartender and says, "Another twelve of these. It's been a rough couple of months and I need to pretend I'm still a fun guy."

...And two Red Sox fans leave. (I found a way to take out the ethnic part.)

...The 360 says "It's hot in here" and sits down to play Touch Master Plutonium 19000x, the PS3 asks for a shot of the finest 150 year old whiskey, the bartender asks: "Why, it's expensive, but is it really worth it", and the Wii asks for the bathroom.

EDIT : Another way to tell it  ...The 360 says "It's hot in here", The DS sits down to play Touch Master Plutonium 19000x, the PS3 asks for a shot of the finest 150 year old whiskey, the bartender asks: "Why, it's expensive, but is it really worth it", and the Wii asks for the bathroom.

The Wii accidentally spills his drink because the motion for Drink (swing the wii remote up) was misread as the motion for dump (spin the wii remote in a circle)

... You think one of them might have seen it.



... and the bartender says, "what the fuck, when did consoles start walking?"


Oh god these jokes are lame.

The 360 and the PS3 get drunk, challenge the Wii to a race and get their asses kicked... couldn't resist. :b

They all rub their heads and say 'Ow!'

Get it?? Walk INTO A BAR? Like, they were walking and they actually ran into a literal bar?... like, like a metal bar or someting... that was sticking out from the side of a building... and it hurt... ok, that sucked.

hmm i like it and wite best

I thought those were good rath. Short and sweet the best way to do it.

Lol

LOL... I think my last comment was taken out of context.