morenoingrato said:
Can you tell me the name of the episode? |
Its called iBelieve in Bigfoot
Warrior of Light #66
"I'm not illiterate, my parents were married!"
3DS FC: 2878 9589 2016
morenoingrato said:
Can you tell me the name of the episode? |
Its called iBelieve in Bigfoot
Warrior of Light #66
"I'm not illiterate, my parents were married!"
3DS FC: 2878 9589 2016
What is it about cereal that makes people resort to stealing? Lucky Charms? Steal it. Fruity Pebbles? Steal it. Trix? Steal it?
morenoingrato said: I didn't win in my math contest |
Next time, don't use steroids.
The side effect of too much gaming: when I do a "thumbs up", my right thumb curved bacwards. My left thumb goes straight up and down.
Small price to pay for my ability to do E. Honda's "Hundred Hand Slap" at a moment's notice.
My life has become so normal. My cop friends ended a 20 month investigation that ended in the arrest of 60 people last Friday. I had to work my real job and I couldn't join them. Their stories are about chasing people, car accidents, dangerous situations, speeding. Me? My stories are about inspections and checking doors.
My "swagger" is fading, too. I used to walk into a room and think I was the most awesome and sexy motherfucker there. Now, I'm just another motherfucker.
About two weeks ago, I did police work for some guy who needed the night off. I liked it. I liked it a lot. Three gun calls, two domestics, an alligator in someone's yard, one deranged inmate, some drunk people, and lots of goofing off at our local diner. It felt good. Damn good. I could go back to being a cop today if I wanted to. My old boss has already expressed this. They even told me that if I'd have showed up to their raids, I'd have even my picture in our local paper (because most of the guys that work there are marshmallows and I still look professional).
I'd be a fool to give up a job that pays hundreds more a month for doing absolutely nothing for a job that has me dealing with the worst of our community in dangerous situations for less money.......right?
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