She definitely doesn't sound like a friend. We refer to what the girl at your party was doing as "b-balling" here. There is a girl we named "b-balling" after who is married to one of my friends and she won't give him 5 minutes to himself. I was at a party and he left her alone for 5 minutes and she started yelling about how he had been ignoring her for an hour. >___< I hate people like that. It's just all around rude.

she turned up way early, spent the whole night with her boobs in my boyfriend's face (im not a jealous person because i know he's into me, obviously, but it was just.. shameful to watch). the first thing she said REALLY LOUDLY when she saw him was "oh, he's MUCH better than your ex". i was mortified. then she bitched at me the whole night that she wanted to go into town, tried to force me to go out, told me she cheated on her bf last week then bitched to her mum on the phone about how i wouldnt agree to go out and she was bored and having a shit time. then she was threatening my boyfriend, saying over and over that if he ever hurt me she'd kill him. 

told me she wanted to finish with her bf (of 10 months), because she texts him every 15 minutes and it takes him an hour to reply. and what she really wants is a goth boy who will give her all the attention she craves. i begged her not to do it on that night, since it was my party. please wait til tomorrow?

so she did it anyway. and spent the next four hours actually literally wailing at everyone, especially me. then phoned him and bombarded him with texts but his phone was of, so she left to get a taxi to his at 3am. phoned me the next morning to inform me that they got back together. oh my god im so pleased ¬_¬;

so i was only able to have about 2 drinks all night, and spent half of it in my bedroom comforting her. then i realised that she just wanted some attention.

then my dad shouted at me on my birthday

she turned up way early, spent the whole night with her boobs in my boyfriend's face (im not a jealous person because i know he's into me, obviously, but it was just.. shameful to watch). the first thing she said REALLY LOUDLY when she saw him was "oh, he's MUCH better than your ex". i was mortified. then she bitched at me the whole night that she wanted to go into town, tried to force me to go out, told me she cheated on her bf last week then bitched to her mum on the phone about how i wouldnt agree to go out and she was bored and having a shit time. then she was threatening my boyfriend, saying over and over that if he ever hurt me she'd kill him. 

told me she wanted to finish with her bf (of 10 months), because she texts him every 15 minutes and it takes him an hour to reply. and what she really wants is a goth boy who will give her all the attention she craves. i begged her not to do it on that night, since it was my party. please wait til tomorrow?

so she did it anyway. and spent the next four hours actually literally wailing at everyone, especially me. then phoned him and bombarded him with texts but his phone was of, so she left to get a taxi to his at 3am. phoned me the next morning to inform me that they got back together. oh my god im so pleased ¬_¬;

so i was only able to have about 2 drinks all night, and spent half of it in my bedroom comforting her. then i realised that she just wanted some attention.

then my dad shouted at me on my birthday

i read the whole thing... it was most definitely graphic literary porn.