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If this is indeed true, which would make you most luckiest son of a bitch on Earth if these chicks are good looking, here's what you do.

1. You do the chick you've known the longest. She gets your virginity. You tell her to shut her damn mouth if she happens to know the twins because you want this to be a secret between the two of you.

2. Don't let the twins know you're not a virgin anymore. Figure out which of the twins is freakier. Get the idea into her head that you want the threesome but you want her more than the other sister. If she succeeds in getting it to happen you've fucked all three chicks. If she doesn't, you fucked two out of three and that ain't half bad.

3. Don't become any of those chicks' intellectual whore. If you're not hitting it, then you're quitting it.



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Lmao @ Onyx.

And as for the overall thread lulz. :P



Dude are you actually going to take the advice given on here? I mean only you know the details of the situation so why are you asking people who only know like 2 facts about the 3 girls.



Regardless of your decision, remember to use protection.



lol onyxmeth

Just flip a coin, or make all of the girls fight to the death and who ever wins gets your virginity lol



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Onyxmeth said:

If this is indeed true, which would make you most luckiest son of a bitch on Earth if these chicks are good looking, here's what you do.

1. You do the chick you've known the longest. She gets your virginity. You tell her to shut her damn mouth if she happens to know the twins because you want this to be a secret between the two of you.

2. Don't let the twins know you're not a virgin anymore. Figure out which of the twins is freakier. Get the idea into her head that you want the threesome but you want her more than the other sister. If she succeeds in getting it to happen you've fucked all three chicks. If she doesn't, you fucked two out of three and that ain't half bad.

3. Don't become any of those chicks' intellectual whore. If you're not hitting it, then you're quitting it.

Damn.

And he's being dead serious.

 



FaRmLaNd said:
lost your cyber virginity yet?

Sure?

 



I have pics of these 3 girls if anyone wants to see em



Do want!



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stop lying/wake up

do whichever of the above applies to your situation.