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thanks lol



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Moongoddess can add amateur pornographic photographer to her list of accomplishments.



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

akuma587 said:
Moongoddess can add amateur pornographic photographer to her list of accomplishments.

I didn't think of that!

 



akuma587 said:
Moongoddess can add amateur pornographic photographer to her list of accomplishments.

 

 

lol. I've lived a genuinely strange life thus far.



[2:08:58 am] Moongoddess256: being asian makes you naturally good at ddr
[2:09:22 am] gnizmo: its a weird genetic thing
[2:09:30 am] gnizmo: goes back to hunting giant crabs in feudal Japan

Moongoddess256 said:
akuma587 said:
Moongoddess can add amateur pornographic photographer to her list of accomplishments.

 

 

lol. I've lived a genuinely strange life thus far.

 

Yeah, it really shows.



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Snesboy said:
Moongoddess256 said:
akuma587 said:
Moongoddess can add amateur pornographic photographer to her list of accomplishments.

 

 

lol. I've lived a genuinely strange life thus far.

 

Yeah, it really shows.

 

 

Just from that? I don't think I've told any of my stranger stories on here any time recently.



[2:08:58 am] Moongoddess256: being asian makes you naturally good at ddr
[2:09:22 am] gnizmo: its a weird genetic thing
[2:09:30 am] gnizmo: goes back to hunting giant crabs in feudal Japan

^that is pretty strange though. Make a new thread discussing your weird stories!



Hmm, what a conundrum. How to go about offering advice......the way a guy would, or the way someone smarter would?

Well, find which one you like the most and........ah screw it. Make all 3 of them actually fight, and you get the winner! Adding oil wouldn't hurt.



Best thread ever? Why, yes it is!



lost your cyber virginity yet?