Interesting question.

I think after being with my current girlfriend, who has some major problems, I had to go and learn about a lot of female psychology. Being a teenage girl, from what I have read, is 10x worse than being a teenage male. Also, from all anecdotal evidence, being a female in the range of 30-50 can also be hellacious because you are getting uglier/fatter [which is more important to females] and if you have no partner is even more upsetting psychologically.

So, the only situation that I know of that I may switch with is a really cute or hot 20 something who has tons of freedom to hook up and have fun doing naughty things. But at the same time, being secure with myself. Just having two weeks would be more than enough though. I don't want to go through periods, births and the insane logic that women seem to possess.

In conclusion, I think if all males understood female psychology then most of them would turn down a permanent switch. Being a female is a bitch, literally. It would be fun to see it physically from their point of view, but almost everything else would suck. Maybe I am totally wrong, but thankfully there aren't many females on these boards to kill me [ and my superior logic ;) ]

It was a month and a day since its last post so I would venture to guess that, if a permaban was intended last time, it accidentally got turned into a month-long ban instead.

And wow, Gballzack sure decided to go out with a bang. I mean, there's no way anyone could imagine that's not totally inappropriate outside 4chan.

[edit:  The Top Ten thread resurrection, however, was hilarious, though equally verboten.] 

Why life cycle should be all backwards.

• You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
• Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
• You get kicked out for being too healthy
• Go collect your pension, then when you start work
• You get a gold watch on your first day.
• You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
• You drink alcohol and party
• You are now generally promiscuous and ready for High School.
• You go to primary school,
• You become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities
• You become a baby, and then...
• You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day
• Then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I may get a visit from Obviousman for the following sentence but:  The comparison in question is a highly subjective one. 

There are many things, I'm sure, that are much more stressful to go through as a teenage girl -- periods being fairly high on the list, I'm sure.  But being teenage and male carries its own burdens.  There are crushing social pressures -- and wildly different ones -- on both sides of the aisle; and I think that anyone who says, "this gender obviously has it worse!" is overlooking certain types of suckiness that tips the scale one way or the other.  

Yes, and I would make as much money doing porn as I possibly could in those two weeks.

 Quoted for PURE GOLD!!!

 Well, I am obviousy biased [as is everyone], but from everything I have lived and then from all the girls I have known and read about, their lives have been harder, way harder during teenage years.  It is only an opinion and merely that, but I do honestly think it would have been much harder for me to be a girl.  I think that teenage girls have more social pressure, at least in the society I live in, that lead to really bad practices which sway from absolute slut to overt perfectionist who wastes away trying to be the best student and not eat at all.  This argument could probably be made from the male side, but I have probably actually done more study on females and only have my own experience to go on as a male.  

I stick with my opinion until shown otherwise though.

Exactly. You have studied all the hardships that females go through, but you LIVED through the male hardships, probably internalizing much of it without even knowing. And hey, maybe you also didn't have to suffer through some of the things on the list.

But I do not have the evidence on hand to make this a detailed debate, nor have I the desire, nor do I think others would appreciate it.

[edit:  And just to make this clear, you are of course entitled to your opinion -- I am not about to argue with that.] 

I would be the biggest slut out!

I would seek my original body and have sex with it to see how great i am in bed. Nah, just kidding. In fact, i think that losing your penis would be traumatic for all the guys. And exploring the female anatomy requires insertion..an idea i was never comfortable with since i don't have Gay or Bi urges with my current male body. The safest thing for me  would be to explore my new body in a non traumatic way, mourn my lost manhood for 2 weeks, and perhaps some lesbian sex with my GF. And learn to pee while sitting.