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A love letter to the game stop girl.

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this is the most funniest thing i have ever come across while randomly googling phrases on the internet, enjoy ;)

BTW, not mines

Dearest GameStop Girl,

When I walked into your store that fateful Tuesday, I expected only to find a smattering of half-decent titles tucked back there amongst the used 360 games. Instead I found you, surrounded by a beam of light, halfway between Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty 3. Your gorgeous dark hair was radiant in contrast with the rainbow of colors on the deluxe Bioshock behind you. The Game of the Year held no interest for me when I saw you look up and smile, even though both could hold me in Rapture.

You commanded the register when it was my turn to check out with the Orange Box. Yes, I was finally getting to play Portal. Lucky me, you said with the cutest smile. Lucky me, I thought, and then knew you had the Portal to my heart. I could care less if the cake is a lie, I'd still want to share it with you.

Oh GameStop Girl, how you make my heart meter skip a beat. If you were being held captive in a mountain fortress by a ruthless mutant mafia gangboss and I had to fight my way through 16 levels of fire-breathing undead ninjas with swords the size of small ponies, I would find a way, even if, after every level, a small man continued to taunt me by saying that you were in another castle. EVEN IF.

So, yes, GameStop Girl, I want to kill robotic zombie terrorists with you. You can even have the deluxe shotgun with explosive scattershot. I'll just use this knife over here. I'll do anything for you, just for the small, slightest chance that someday - someday - you and me could be a Wii.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ral/603028751.html



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...so what were you googling?



lol, you don't want to know



I love the Best of CraigsList. I saw that one a while back and had some good chuckles that day.

What were you Googling?



dam, alright since the ghost of rubangb found were i saw this at, well i did post the link lol, i was googling kill me just for the laughs, and holy shit people would actually do it... but craigslist takes it down pretty fast. i found another one and it reads, actually its kinda messed up:

hey this is for the guy in a dark green car who ran a red light at cross st. and pearl st. in somerville. you ran the red light and hit me (i was riding my bike) at which point I was on the hood of your car and you SPED UP AND KEPT DRIVING WITH ME ON YOUR CAR. what the fuck is wrong with you? you didn't kill me so I gave the cops your plate #. you did destroy my bike though. good job. eat a bag!

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/968978263.html



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nerd in love.



Damn things have changed since 2009 began. Here are my new visions for the end of the generation.

 

Wii: 135 mil

Ps3: 85 mil

360: 60 mil

True Genius