Sorry, this is ridiculous.
Have you ever heard that you can pause the game?

I'm sorry but I instantly remembered that there are a lot of portuguese jokes in my country. They usually say that portugueses are dumb. It's the native culture, don't blame me.

I also remembered that a guy pissed himself at school after laughing too much (it's true, I saw it..).

I'm going to assume this is a joke, for my own sanity.

Apparently it's no joke.  We have one confirmed case that it happened to them, a few others who said that they're not sure if it happened to them or not, and another one who claims that strong medication can cause this to happen. 

Sometimes reality is a sick, sick beast.

This thread is on it's way to greatness.

It seems more and more of us are finding out every day that we're not quite as hardcore as we pretend to be. No one can argue against this guy now (when it comes to hardcore/casual games), because this thread is proof that he's way more hardcore than the rest of us.

No ... that's pretty ... intense! But I had sex while playing ^^

Too funny, me too... playing Madden.  It was actually based on a dare from an ex-girlfriend who said that I wasn't near as good as at the game as I said I was, and I told her I could do the dirty deed and play at the same time.  She thought I was full of it, and I took on the challenge and proved her wrong.  Yeah, that's kinda sick, but it's true.

It was with a girl lived with when I was a student. I was playing anniversary, she tought it was boring and found something to entertain herself =p

Then her boyfriend came visit her ^^

Wow, yeah well my experience was with a girl I was actually with, and of course all of her friends thought I was an idiot after that (okay, they thought I was an idiot before too, so it was no big deal really).  So now everytime I play Madden to this day, I remember that experience.

Video games rule!

Dude, thats disturbing:)