Welcome all to Vgchartz, where the numbers are ""maybe"" I'm Dinomax.
Rol- RAHBABAB *Cough* sorry about that fly in my throat, I'm Rolstoppable and I won't be talking the rest of this intro.
Haha, well Rol and vgchartz members its time for game of the year, what a year its being. PS3 actually got something, 360 kept on rolling and Wii continued to ruin gaming. So now here I am to tell what this years game of the year.
Whats that? How can I decide? Well you let strangers decide for you all the time so heat up another hot pocket and snuggle up to your pirated anime its....
GAME OF THE YEAR CONTENDERS!
Fallout 3-
NO. What kind of shooter doesn't allow strafing?
Little Big Planet-
NO. If I wanted to play with dolls I'd go to the teddy bear picnic, which I don't.
Valkyrie of the Battlefield-
NO. I stopped facisnating over anime when I grew up and watched AMERICAN CARTOONS.
Metal Gear Solid 4-
NO. I said GAME of the year. Still the best film I saw next to Wall E though.
LEFT 4 DEAD-
NO. Thank god I can get to the safe house before anyone else can slow me down.
Prince Of Persia-
NO. Like I play as the great grandfather of TERRIOSTS.
Grand theft Auto 4-
NO. Wow rockstar, all that power yet I still run into an invisable tree.
No More Heores-
NO. Pfft like anyone plays any other games besides Nintendo on Nintendo systems.
Dead Space-
NO. Hey, how did my copy of event horizon get into my 360?
Resistance 2-
NO. Wait, theres a sequal to Resistance?
Smash Bros Brawl-
NO. Should of got characters we gamers care about like Master Cheif or Kratos.
Mega Man 9-
NO. Beep beep boop boop, THAT AIN'T MUSIC!
Ladies an...I'm sorry its mostly gentle...Not even that, Nerds. Your game of the year is.
Epic really out did themselves this time. The unreal engine now can display two more colours (thats up to 5 now WOOT!) The gamepaly fairly unchanged but with more button mashing with big bulky guys grunting and sweating just shows Epic know how to make a real HARDCORE GAME. Also a totally slapped on forced love story of Dominic finding his wife as well Cole Train being MORE of an token blackman stereotype shows Epic really know how to tell a story. Online filled with more angry teens and minors shows there really meeting there demanding audiance
Hope you all enjoyed this year in gaming, but remeber only one is good enough to win. It was Gears of War 2.