40 is wrong. Add turtle with a mirror to the list.
Other amazing facts:
1. When d21lewis makes love to a woman, time stands still. The clock says 5 minutes have passed, but it has really been an hour.
2. If you punch a panda in the eye, it turns white.
3. It never rains in Southern California.
4. Bender is great.
5. Star Wars is better than Star Trek.
7. If you look into a mirror in total darkness and alone, and say "Bloody Mary" 3 times, she will appear. Get her drunk (surprisingly, she doesn't like Bloody Mary's!) she will show you her boobies.
8. Halo 3 doesn't suck. It's actually a very well made game. Don't be so negative.
9. What did the hand say to the face? *slap!*
10. Where are my car keys?
11. The number 6 is the most overlooked number when compiling bullshit top 10 lists.