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I haven't, but one of my best friends was nearly killed the other day, it made the papers (not in the first 20 pages though lol). He was nearly beaten to death by the bouncer of this night club last friday. This bouncer has lost his job and has been arrested, he is being charged for GBH. I hope that bouncer wanker goes to jail and gets beaten to fucking death as he is brutally raped, to teach him and all other bouncers a lesson.

God I hate bouncers, they are scum.



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Once I was beeing mugged while wasted. I kept laughing my ass off. The guy had a gun on my face and was like: "I`m serious motherf***r, gimme you f***ing wallet!" and I just kept laughing. Don`t know how I got out of that alive....



Quem disse que a boca é tua?

Qual é, Dadinho...?

Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!

Johann said:
Once I was beeing mugged while wasted. I kept laughing my ass off. The guy had a gun on my face and was like: "I`m serious motherf***r, gimme you f***ing wallet!" and I just kept laughing. Don`t know how I got out of that alive....

 

Hmmmm... isnt this scene from a movie or something? :P



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My lung collapsed two years ago....

For like three months I had sharp pains in my chest and arm when I would breath (they were on and off)... had no clue what it was. One time I was working and my arm went numb while holding a hot pan and I dropped it on the floor. Anyway in January (2nd) I was at my friends house and the sharp pains were obvious now it wasn't just when I would breath anymore. And my friend kept making me laugh and every time I laughed it felt like someone was stabbing me. I went home and the pain just kept getting worse... I laid on the couch and tried to shake it off but eventually I could hardly breath... still tried to shake it off and I passed out and stopped breathing. My brother woke me up by coming home really late at night. (luckily) And the pain was so terrible... no words to describe it. I went to wake my mom up and when I tried to talk I sounded worse than that kid in the wheel chair on Malcolm in the Middle. I told her I couldn't breath and she asked if I needed to get to the hospital... I told her I was uninsured and that I wasn't gonna go and she was like "Naw fuck that you can hardly breath we don't fuck around with this type of shit I'm taking you to the hospital" so she pulled up to the door and I stumbled into the hospital by myself... took x rays and sat in my room a little bit... then all of a sudden 3 nurses and a doctor rush into my room and are like "We got to move you now. You don't have a lung at all it's 100% collapsed" so then they cut me open and shoved a tube the size of a pen through my rib cage there was poping sounds from the ribs and cracking and pain.... then I started coughing like hell from the oxygen rushing back in... and apperantly my face was turning blue from the lack of oxygen and then I got color back right away. Had to spend 3 days with this god damn tube sticking out of my side... and then they just slide it out and that hurts like hell too. (BTW the tube is hooked up to a machine that has suction because the air pressure inside my chest was pressing on the lung)

Most painful shit I ever felt right there... the lung being smushed by air pressure (which caused my heart and other organs to shift to my left side) was so painful even more so than getting hit directly by a 50mph (80.5 kph) car



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that is awful



One time it had finished raining, the reaod was slippery, so the car started spinning around and almost landed sideways on the side of the road.



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Once, I was on the street walking near to the traffic (we moved and I was carring some fruniture in a little car) in a moment we stop to go shoping for a soda and then a bus crush exactly where I was passing by.



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When I was young I slipped on the stairs leading into a pool, hit my head and drowned. My heart stopped beating so I guess I was pretty much dead.

Trust me, being the living dead is so much cooler then just being part of the living.



I had surgery when I was 7 hours old to remove a tumor from my lung. The doctors told my parents to prepare for the worst. But I'm still breathing 17 years later!!!!!!