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SmokedHostage on 09 November 2008
jesus kung fu magic said:
darthdevidem01 said:

You should add Mario has NEVER been able to notice

Princess Peach has been having an AFFAIR with BOWSER! for the last 20 years

its soo obvious....in every game she gets kidnapped n spends most of the game with Bowser doing who knows what!!

 

 Of course. Where do you think baby bowser came from. Its not like he made himself

But at the end of Sunshine, Bowser admits Bowser Jr. isn't Peach's son.

 



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jesus kung fu magic on 09 November 2008
RAcCoOnErOuS said:
The most annoying character?

easy= that gay fairy from OOT. stupid bitch never shut up lol

 

 OOOO you should have seen the J man when he saw that bitch got slapped up by skull kid in majoras mask in the opening cinematic. Thats why that bitch didnt talk much in majoras mask and thats why its the J mans favourite zelda game.



N64 is the ONLY console of the fifth generation!!!

ctk495 on 09 November 2008
SmokedHostage said:
jesus kung fu magic said:
darthdevidem01 said:

You should add Mario has NEVER been able to notice

Princess Peach has been having an AFFAIR with BOWSER! for the last 20 years

its soo obvious....in every game she gets kidnapped n spends most of the game with Bowser doing who knows what!!

 

 Of course. Where do you think baby bowser came from. Its not like he made himself

But at the end of Sunshine, Bowser admits Bowser Jr. isn't Peach's son.

 

He lied.

 



jesus kung fu magic on 09 November 2008
SmokedHostage said:
jesus kung fu magic said:
darthdevidem01 said:

You should add Mario has NEVER been able to notice

Princess Peach has been having an AFFAIR with BOWSER! for the last 20 years

its soo obvious....in every game she gets kidnapped n spends most of the game with Bowser doing who knows what!!

 

 Of course. Where do you think baby bowser came from. Its not like he made himself

But at the end of Sunshine, Bowser admits Bowser Jr. isn't Peach's son.

 

Sunshine never happened end of discussion

 



N64 is the ONLY console of the fifth generation!!!

Beja-Beja on 09 November 2008
ctk495 said:
SmokedHostage said:
jesus kung fu magic said:
darthdevidem01 said:

You should add Mario has NEVER been able to notice

Princess Peach has been having an AFFAIR with BOWSER! for the last 20 years

its soo obvious....in every game she gets kidnapped n spends most of the game with Bowser doing who knows what!!

 

 Of course. Where do you think baby bowser came from. Its not like he made himself

But at the end of Sunshine, Bowser admits Bowser Jr. isn't Peach's son.

 

He lied.

 

JERRY! JERRY!

 



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SmokedHostage on 09 November 2008

It's clear that Mario isn't interested in Peach at all. They're just friends. I mean if you can live in a kingdom for over 20 years and not age, you probably wouldn't be bothered with saving a princess once in a while.



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jesus kung fu magic on 09 November 2008
SmokedHostage said:
It's clear that Mario isn't interested in Peach at all. They're just friends. I mean if you can live in a kingdom for over 20 years and not age, you probably wouldn't be bothered with saving a princess once in a while.

 

 Well you dont just jump over goombas or go half way through the galaxy just for a "friend". Just face it mario wants something but he cant get it because he has no game.



N64 is the ONLY console of the fifth generation!!!

SmokedHostage on 09 November 2008
jesus kung fu magic said:
SmokedHostage said:
It's clear that Mario isn't interested in Peach at all. They're just friends. I mean if you can live in a kingdom for over 20 years and not age, you probably wouldn't be bothered with saving a princess once in a while.

 

 Well you dont just jump over goombas or go half way through the galaxy just for a "friend". Just face it mario wants something but he cant get it because he has no game.

 Believe me, if the man can jump 5 times his height, throw creatures over 20 times his size, throw fireballs from his hand, be able to fly with nothing but wings on his hat, surf on a Koopa shell, Grow several times his size with the help of a large mushroom.. I'm sure he can get laid.



Pixel Art can be fun.

jesus kung fu magic on 09 November 2008
SmokedHostage said:
jesus kung fu magic said:
SmokedHostage said:
It's clear that Mario isn't interested in Peach at all. They're just friends. I mean if you can live in a kingdom for over 20 years and not age, you probably wouldn't be bothered with saving a princess once in a while.

 

 Well you dont just jump over goombas or go half way through the galaxy just for a "friend". Just face it mario wants something but he cant get it because he has no game.

 Believe me, if the man can jump 5 times his height, throw creatures over 20 times his size, throw fireballs from his hand, be able to fly with nothing but wings on his hat, surf on a Koopa shell, Grow several times his size with the help of a large mushroom.. I'm sure he can get laid.

And a couch could get laid if you think about it........

Seriously mario is the sadest character in video games today. He cant get laid by peach but a mutant turtle does it with ease.

 



N64 is the ONLY console of the fifth generation!!!

SmokedHostage on 09 November 2008
jesus kung fu magic said:
SmokedHostage said:
jesus kung fu magic said:
SmokedHostage said:
It's clear that Mario isn't interested in Peach at all. They're just friends. I mean if you can live in a kingdom for over 20 years and not age, you probably wouldn't be bothered with saving a princess once in a while.

 

 Well you dont just jump over goombas or go half way through the galaxy just for a "friend". Just face it mario wants something but he cant get it because he has no game.

 Believe me, if the man can jump 5 times his height, throw creatures over 20 times his size, throw fireballs from his hand, be able to fly with nothing but wings on his hat, surf on a Koopa shell, Grow several times his size with the help of a large mushroom.. I'm sure he can get laid.

And a couch could get laid if you think about it........

Seriously mario is the sadest character in video games today. He cant get laid by peach but a mutant turtle does it with ease.

 

That title belongs to Cloud.  He STILL can't except Aerith is dead and isn't coming back.

 



Pixel Art can be fun.