LOL,this game puts GTA4 to shame!

I've been thinking the same thing...how funny would THAT be...lol.

i never gave my husbands (or wives) that chance lol i sacrificed them or killed them

but im sure that can happen, there IS a divorce ring on their little happy bar or whatever its called

I'm actually going to lock my family behind the demon door in Oakfield....muah...that way, she can't escape! Acutally...that place can be like a temple of evil...have women/men follow you their and you slaughter them without fear of getting the law coming after you...FTW of course.

haha thats where i used to have all my spouses at- one at a time of course. but i only murdered them when they were annoying... i generally just sacrifice them if they're worth it lol

 ROFLOL...this has got to be one of the funniest post in this thread, and I can't help but crack up everytime I read it! You really showed her dude...lol.

@McPancak3s lol...they don't fight over all being together?

haha nah, they were at separate times. first time i wanted to be serious and good and all that but my husband kept whining and no matter how many times i visited for paid him money, he kept getting closer and closer to the divorce icon. so i sacrificed him and got that legendary sword :)

the other ones i just married by accident or for the lols- all one after the other

I suppose this game has left serious scars upon my psyche. I avoided marrying any of the towns folk, because to my eye they were hideous. I finally accepted the fact that there was not a handsome or even pretty one in the lot. So I settled for the ones that were easiest to acquire. Yes that is terribly demented why should I have cared in the first place. I made a female character, because I thought the pregnancy angle would bring up some humorous possibilities. Which were sadly not present.

Then the game tossed my an ironic twist. My character went from the fairest in town to the spitting image of a giant freak of nature. I seriously underestimated the creepiness factor of what a female character would look like after being leveled up. Which I confess I am a potion fiend. Now my character dwarfs her spouses they are literally at crotch height. She has bursting neon veins, and her buff physique looks more at home on a gorilla. She is just plain hideous you cannot make her look presentable at all.

Also for your information I really took good care of her figure. I only eat celery and never touch dairy or meat products.

ROFLOL...you need to STAY OUT OF physique, and level up in ranged and magic to aviod getting buff...which makes absolute sense.  My wife Alex isn't hideous to me...but the guys are no catch, as most look like beggars or crack heads...or the fat guards...lol.  BTW, I LOVE the blue lines, and I've got a scar on my face from one death, but otherwise, I'm a beefcake with my shirt off.

The only guys that come close to being hot, that I've come across, are in Westcliff. They all look like pot heads though.