^Because simplicity triggers nerd rage?

Anyway, the guy who wrote that article probably would be considering "force lightning through electrical wires"!

I don't think you understand how things work.

If you repeatedly bend over and spread your arse cheeks, it won't be other people that end up sore. Instead of buying 4 copies of Wii Music, I suggest you just buy 3 and invest the rest of the money in lube. You're gonna need it.

My advice is not to take history lessons from a schlockmeister!

Agh. I really, really don't want to buy Wii Music, but the proposition of having my family murdered is tempting me...

Mute City theme... sung by a cat.

That alone is worth $50.

Those who say "If you are offended by Wii music, don't buy it", I say, we are offended because instead of putting miyamoto to good use by making a game that breaks new ground (i.e Super Mario Galaxy) they instead have him making a game in which user input doesn't matter to the end result, so long as you can push a button, any button, you've played wii music effectively.

Sadly, this game will sell like hotcakes because it has "Wii" attached to the end of it.

wii has been out <2 years

they have released Metroid, Zelda, Mario, SSBB, Mario Kart to name a few...so more than 'one game of interest a year'

This game will sell 5 million copies minimum. The Wii audience is not picky, carnivale games sold over 2 million (and counting). If you are hoping for this to flop keep dreaming, this is the future of Nintendo. Did you not get the hint when they kept talking about soccer moms buying DSes because they were featured on the View or something?

I really really hate to see games like Wii Music, my poniez, imagine babiez and all the rest on the shelves since I need a shovel just to get past the DS and Wii displays at the gamestop near my house, but never the less that is the future Nintendo has picked out for gaming. If you could make crap games that are dirt cheap to develop and sell 5 million copies wouldn't you? Nintendo isn't making money by the boatload by developing long lead time zelda type games after all.

You only feel offended by it because you can't dominate people at it.  Admit it!  Just admit it! 

lol, that's me. This game was barely on my radar till people here started complaining about it. Now, I can tell you with certainty I will be buying it; it seems tailor made for my three year old.