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Only a shirtless version of Chuck Norris can defeat Chuck Norris... no one else!!

 

 



 

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The only way Van Damme could beat Chuck Norris is if Van Damme used "Time Cop" technology to go back to when Chuck Norris was born and take out infant Chuck.

Even then, Van Damme only has a 4% hope of winning.



NiKKoM said:

Only a shirtless version of Chuck Norris can defeat Chuck Norris... no one else!!

 

 

 

 lol

what's up with american and chuck norris did he saved the president or something



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d21lewis said:
The only way Van Damme could beat Chuck Norris is if Van Damme used "Time Cop" technology to go back to when Chuck Norris was born and take out infant Chuck.

Even then, Van Damme only has a 4% hope of winning.

well maybe he should use that tec to go before chuck norris was even born and beat the hell out of his mom, except if mom norris is stronger then chuck himself

 



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Van Damme could taje Chuck. All Chuck can do is roundhouse kick, roundhouse kick and rounchouse kick. What if he gets tired? He wont be able to kick anymore!

Van Damme can do it all. Van Damme wins



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