who would win: chuck norris or Jean-Claude Van Damme

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konnichiwa on 20 August 2008

rocketpig said:
I'm pretty sure that when Chuck Norris decides to stop living, he's going to roundhouse God and take his place.

I think that answers the questions.

PS. Van Damme is French. Norris' dirty skivvies could beat him up.

Nop.

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rocketpig on 20 August 2008

He isn't French? Well, he has a French name. He would lose based on that. I have a French name and couldn't beat up a chemo patient.

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Strategyking92 on 20 August 2008

chapset said:

konnichiwa said:
Who is Jean-Claude Van Damme?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that dude killed a guy with is but chick, i think

wait, WHAT?

WTF is a "but chick"?

you mean "butt chick"?

or---------- "but chack?"

or---------- "butt check"?

or---------- "butt cheek"?

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konnichiwa on 20 August 2008

rocketpig said:
He isn't French? Well, he has a French name. He would lose based on that. I have a French name and couldn't beat up a chemo patient.

Well he is from Belgium makes me wonder why they call almost everything from Belgium French. French fries, Tintin etc not that anyone cares though.

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Cougarman on 20 August 2008

rocketpig said:
I'm pretty sure that when Chuck Norris decides to stop living, he's going to roundhouse God and take his place.

I think that answers the questions.

PS. Van Damme is French. Norris' dirty skivvies could beat him up.

hint, they call him the muscle from Brussels


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Alasted on 20 August 2008

konnichiwa said:

rocketpig said:
I'm pretty sure that when Chuck Norris decides to stop living, he's going to roundhouse God and take his place.

I think that answers the questions.

PS. Van Damme is French. Norris' dirty skivvies could beat him up.

Nop.

I thought you didn't know who Van Damme is.

@rocketpig
Van Damme is actually Belgian. That puts him in the same league of feared warriors such as Hercule Poirot.