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don't forget Van DAmme was in street fighter http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter_(film)



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Who is Jean-Claude Van Damme?






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.... sorry, I have to get it out of me....

Chuck Norris...I guess...



konnichiwa said:
Who is Jean-Claude Van Damme?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that dude killed a guy with is but chick, i think

 



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Van Damme, because he was high on cocaine while filming every movie he ever made in the 80's, and through half the 90's or so. I don't remember when he quit, could've been before or after Street Fighter. But he said before he got clean, he was high during every shot of every movie he did.



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The Ghost of RubangB said:
Van Damme, because he was high on cocaine while filming every movie he ever made in the 80's, and through half the 90's or so. I don't remember when he quit, could've been before or after Street Fighter. But he said before he got clean, he was high during every shot of every movie he did.

 

 damn didn't know that so that make him even greater since drugs reduce your ability to fight



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van damme can't beat chuck norris, only one man can beat chuck norris and his name is chuck norris



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Cougarman said:
van damme can't beat chuck norris, only one man can beat chuck norris and his name is chuck norris

Agreed.

 



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I'm pretty sure that when Chuck Norris decides to stop living, he's going to roundhouse God and take his place.

I think that answers the questions.

PS. Van Damme is French. Norris' dirty skivvies could beat him up.




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