and this is all based on what i hear from caucasians btw.

Is this how white guys really talk to each other?

W#1 - Yo dude i was with the hottest chick last night

WG#2 - Did you tap that ass?

WG#1 - Ya man, she was smokin. We fucked for hours. She's got the hottest tight ass

WG#2 - Dude, hook me up with a hot bitch!

And is this how white Girls talk??

WG#1 - OMG, did you see that cute boy that just walked by?

WG#2 - you think so too!?? I'd so do him

WG#1 - He had the cutest smile i've ever seen..

WG#2 - I think i'd rather see what he's hiding under his shirt *laughs*

Yes. That's exactly how they talk. Every day. 24/7. Exactly.

No. My fucking only lasts minutes.

Yo bitch, that ain't how us crackas lingo with da peeps!

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that's how young people talk pretty much every were not just western countries

No, I haven't. I don't talk like that.

"Slang" speak has become so common these days, I can nearly classify it as our second language.

Here is a more "fluent" version of your speech:

W#1 - Yo dude i banged the shinzit out of a bitch.

WG#2 - Did you toss that hot saladsizzle?

WG#1 - Ya homie, I rimmed her summin' fierce!

WG#2 - Dude, hookafizzle mezizzle withazizzle hotazizzle bitcharooni!

I need to go to sleep.

Yes. Its exactly how us whities talk. For sho.