LittleBigPlanet.

A platformer that has been hyped up by Sony fans all around the world. But will it save the PS3, or even sell well? My answer to this is no.

The reasoning behind this is because Sony and all of its first parties are, in my opinion, mediocre developers. What good games have they released? God of War is a terrible, overhyped franchise that pales in comparison to the likes of third party games like Devil May Cry and Ninja Gaiden, and we all know that the rest of the games suck, as well. Secondly, the PS3 has absolutely no good games at all, and is only being brought to be used as a Blu-Ray player. Why do you think the software sales are so abysmal? It's because nobody is actually using it as a gaming machine. Only the most hardcore of Sony fans will buy the console for gaming, and even so, most of the games are mediocre. The rest are multiplatform, and have superior 360 versions, since the 360 hardware is above and beyond that of the overhyped PS3's. This topic is a joke. I am testing reading comprehension. You can easily tell by the system specs and the screenshots that LittleBigPlanet's videos and trailers are all pre-rendered to make the game look good. The demo, if you could call it that, was likely run on a beefed-up system. It's Sony's desperate way of getting customers. Like Lair and Haze, the game will be a piece of crap when it comes out, and sell horribly. The PS3's hardware is not as good as everybody makes it out to be, and the Cell is just another Emotion Engine: An overhyped piece of inferior hardware. Also, anybody who wanted a platfomer has already gotten a Wii, because it has the greatest platformer in existence: Super Mario Galaxy. Not only that, but the Wii also has tons of other fun games that appeal to the hardcore, such as Ninjabread Man, the Dark Room game, Wii Play, and many other universal appeal games. The 360, on the other hand, is the exact same thing as the Wii with less innovation. As a result, both of them will take customers away from Sony easily, leaving the PS3 to only survive as a Blu-Ray player. LittleBigPlanet will bomb, and nothing will save the PS3. All of it is just a scheme done by the desperate Sony executives and the dumbass Kazuo Hirai guy with the ugly face.

Discuss. If you disagree with this, then you are obviously blinded by the Sony executives. Remember, all of this is purely my opinion and speculation, though it is almost assuredly true.

i'm not getting just because i am not into that kind of genre, but i don't i think any PS3 fans thought this game was going to save the PS3. In fact, i'm not sure any game other than GT: 5 coulds possibly save the PS3

LOL nice

I stopped reading after the bold red. Please give me my 5 seconds back before this thread gets locked for flamebaiting.

This is a joke thread right?

re-read the wall of text please, you missed something.

I read the first 5 or 6 of sentences, the fact that you regard it as a platformer means you know very little about the game.

I think it will sell 2 million. Which is not a bomb.

I'm not blinded by Sony execs.

Edited for content by me, Steven. - Sensitivity training 

Edit: PS3 owners bought it so they can brag to their friends about owning a PS3 (the only reason I ever owned one).

Kingofwale will not like this thread :p

lol

Just to save some stupidity for those who are willing to read...it's a spoof of the LBP hate week.

you people really suck at reading