d21lewis wins this thread

not only that, he should post the video, and provide follow up info if he ended up busting her by tracking the plate.

She didn't outrun you, just out smarted you. I guess since those girls have nothing else going for them they have some wit. You really should have checked your local Golden Corral. Chances are she would have been there.

Im scared of heights and spiders.

My overall biggest fear is falling from a tenth story window into a Tarantula nest

I HATE all bugs.... and they all scare me... well except cockroaches, but only because I got used to them....

I like the band T.A.T.U.

Hmm....my turn

- I am 17 and still don't have my driver's permit. I know sophomores that are in driver's ed and I'm not.
- I played Dead or Alive 3 when I was 14 just to gawk at the boobs.
- I asked for Kirby's Air Ride instead of Mario Kart Double Dash for Christmas '03
- I didn't enjoy FFVII, or VIII, or IX.
- My sister once caught me masturbating earlier this year.
- I once submerged my GameCube in a tub of water after my friend poured soda pop on it.
- I like Avatar: The Last Airbender or whatever it's called.
- I watch this reality show called "I love money" every Sunday with my girlfriend. But I don't enjoy it.
- I like pop music in addition to metal.
- I only play as my custom character in Soul Calibur IV. The only other time I played as someone else was Siegfried and my character has the same moveset anyways.
- When I was younger, I learned it's harder to find soft-core porn on the internet than it is to find hardcore porn....
- My sig is bullshit.
- I have used the word fuck to piss more than a few mods of on VGChartz.
- I have gotten banned from VGChartz at least 3 times to the best of my knowledge.
- I asked skeezer where he got his avatar from so I could find hentai of it. It wasn't very interesting to be honest.
- In my fifth hour, I jumped over an empty desk, into my desk, and fell out of it. I laughed my ass off.

Your welcome!

d21lewis, that was an awesome story. I also want to hear if you caught up to her later. If you did nab her, did she "accidentally" fall and hit her head when you were taking her in?

If she somehow got away clean, you know she tells this story anyone who will listen.

And if you're still taking requests, I wanna hear how you pissed yourself in the Air Force. It might be about time for you to compile a "Greatest Hits" or "The Best of..." thread of your top stories.

Thanks for the info, Snesboy. I'm not alone in these trenches.
@quigotcb, ask and you too shall recieve.

This story's not too wild. Anyway, in the military, the drill sergeants are dicks. Quite possibly, the biggest dicks in the world. Having one of them in your face probably the worst thing that could ever possibly happen to you. Aside from yelling at us for everything from making a bed that's not firm, to not having your shoelaces tight enough on your boots, they worked us like dogs from 4am until 6pm. And they made us drink water. Lots and lots of water.

I was just an 18 year old geek. I actually told my recruiter that if he bought me Super Metroid (That was 24 megs "old killer" is up against -I still remember the commercial!) I would enlist. -He didn't buy the game though. My mom did. Anyway, I had no place in this man's Airforce. I was a yes-man. I did anything to avoid having one of those Instructors in my face.

Early in the morning, the bugles (actually a recording of bugles) sounded. We had less than two minutes to be dressed and downstairs, and lined up. At that exact moment, my penis said "Lewis, you have 30 seconds to relieve me." "Sorry penis." I said. "Not this time. Work with me, and I promise I won't beat you later! Deal?"

No Deal. I was dressed and downstairs in "flight formation" when D21 jr. decided to show me who really ran things. I stayed at attention as long as I could, but there was no holding back the flood. That was the best piss ever! I stood there, sang the Air Force song in a pool of urine, and marched back upstairs like nothing had happened. While everyone else was cleaning the dorm for morning inspection, I was in the bathroom changing pants, trying to get piss out of my boots. Nobody ever said a word to me about the incident. The perfect crime? Somehow, I doubt it.

I really do tell you guys way too much about myself.

In reference to the story about the fat chick, I never arrested her. Her name is Jovanna Bostic. She lived at 108 Hagan Road in Sylvania, Ga. She was driving with a suspended license I live in a relatively small town, so it didn't take long to find her. I was more embarresed, than mad. I only chased her because she ran. We've since locked up her mother AND her brother for different reasons (we used to get calls to their house ALL THE TIME before they moved). I never made any attempt to try and catch her. She beat me fair and square that day.