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RAcCoOnErOuS said:
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And maybe someday a kid will step upon this little topic and get the courage to ask his girl of his dreams, with one of these nice pick up lines.

Maybe... just maybe...

 



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

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Are you a magnet? Cause you're attractive!

OR

Are you a magnet? Cause you're attracting my buns of steel!

Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin'!

And, the most important one:

I share your interest in pop culture mediums but dislike some of them but I am able to change just for you. I also stay commited to one girl.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

I have terminal cancer...

But don't worry about me I have my millions from the Lottery to help me out.



Tease.

Well my friend got a Zelda Tattoo so I turn to her and asked: "Will you open the door to your temple of time so I can stick my master sword in your pedestal?" "Are you a Goron? Cause that a$$ rocks bro!" etc



A friend of mine used this line: "Nice shoes, shall we fuck?"



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souixan said:
Well my friend got a Zelda Tattoo so I turn to her and asked: "Will you open the door to your temple of time so I can stick my master sword in your pedestal?" "Are you a Goron? Cause that a$$ rocks bro!" etc

no, just no =P

 



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"Are those pants felt"?

"Are those mirror pants? Cause I can see myself in them."

"Is that a space shirt? Cause those (fill in the blank) are out of this world."



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This should be in Off Topic, but I don't even care.

"Did it feel nice?"

"What?"

"When you rose from Hell..."



 

 

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.



"I'm hung like a new born baby. 24 inches and 8 pounds. "



iPhone = Great gaming device. Don't agree? Who cares, because you're wrong.

Currently playing:

Final Fantasy VI (iOS), Final Fantasy: Record Keeper (iOS) & Dragon Quest V (iOS)     

    

Got a retro room? Post it here!