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ZenfoldorVGI said:
MontanaHatchet said:
fazz said:
Brawl > sex > beer.

Or why do you think the Brawl thread has more posts that all the sex threads combined? ;>

Because teenagers can post 100 times in the Brawl thread and it will be fine but one post from a certain tween can completely kill any sex thread.

Yeah man, kids have no class. I might be proud that I visit and contribute to spankwire, but that doesn't mean that other memebers wanna hear about my sorted pornography double-life.

It's the comments that go a little too far that ruin it for everyone.

Funny thing is that I bet Soriku has more posts on the sex threads than on the Brawl threads.



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MontanaHatchet said:
Oh Onyx, obviously those lockings were unjust (at least the ones I've looked through). Send those to Naznatips so he can check them out. Again, thanks for bringing that to my attention.

Oh gosh golly gee, but I thought little old me was the problem in Off Topic, because I'm sure it's not...(gasp)...moderator abuse! *Dum Dum Dum* My point was that you are adding to that problem. Like you said previously, you aren't enforcing policy changes, so why close all of those topics? Forum rules allow them currently. Off Topic was already taken off the front page like the dirty redheaded step child it is, so why was that even done if we weren't going to be able to cut loose a little more? Wasn't that done to allow exactly these sort of topics to be left alone in their dark corner of the website? Placating to the whims of Nintendo Fan Girl because she's offended by beer and sex threads is a bit rediculous, as is assuming women are less promiscuous than men and don't want sex talk in the Off Topic forum.

Do your thing though sir. At least you like Okami. It's a small redeeming quality of yours, as is your cute, black button nose.

Edit: About sending those threads to Naz, why would I? You're a mod and you've seen them already. Do something about it.



Tag: Became a freaking mod and a complete douche, coincidentally, at the same time.



Sex threads are creepy. weird and just wrong... There's not much that's funny about it (except you guys looking dodgy and idiotic speaking of your penis with other random guys) and it makes you look like you are sex obsessed nerds, like montana said.

Beer thread is fine though beer is discusting... I prefer mixed drinks. More classy and tastes good, unlike beer. Plus beer bellies are just wrrrroooong!



lolita said:

Sex threads are creepy. weird and just wrong... There's not much that's funny about it (except you guys looking dodgy and idiotic speaking of your penis with other random guys) and it makes you look like you are sex obsessed nerds, like montana said.

Beer thread is fine though beer is discusting... I prefer mixed drinks. More classy and tastes good, unlike beer. Plus beer bellies are just wrrrroooong!

 

 do you think the ps3 looks sexy?



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lolita said:

Sex threads are creepy. weird and just wrong... There's not much that's funny about it (except you guys looking dodgy and idiotic speaking of your penis with other random guys) and it makes you look like you are sex obsessed nerds, like montana said.

Beer thread is fine though beer is discusting... I prefer mixed drinks. More classy and tastes good, unlike beer. Plus beer bellies are just wrrrroooong!

So if the discussion of sex is creepy, weird and just wrong, what does that make the act of sex? Horrendous? Girl grow up. Unless you've got a chastity belt down there since birth you're in no position to judge.

 



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Onyxmeth said:
lolita said:

Sex threads are creepy. weird and just wrong... There's not much that's funny about it (except you guys looking dodgy and idiotic speaking of your penis with other random guys) and it makes you look like you are sex obsessed nerds, like montana said.

Beer thread is fine though beer is discusting... I prefer mixed drinks. More classy and tastes good, unlike beer. Plus beer bellies are just wrrrroooong!

So if the discussion of sex is creepy, weird and just wrong, what does that make the act of sex? Horrendous? Girl grow up. Unless you've got a chastity belt down there since birth you're in no position to judge.

 

 

Way to go to not read what I said and just judge me without knowing me. *Claps*

I have no problem with sex, the thing is that you look weird and dodgy when you tell random people on the internet your penis size... Especially when most are males.



lolita said:
Onyxmeth said:
lolita said:

Sex threads are creepy. weird and just wrong... There's not much that's funny about it (except you guys looking dodgy and idiotic speaking of your penis with other random guys) and it makes you look like you are sex obsessed nerds, like montana said.

Beer thread is fine though beer is discusting... I prefer mixed drinks. More classy and tastes good, unlike beer. Plus beer bellies are just wrrrroooong!

So if the discussion of sex is creepy, weird and just wrong, what does that make the act of sex? Horrendous? Girl grow up. Unless you've got a chastity belt down there since birth you're in no position to judge.

 

Way to go to not read what I said and just judge me without knowing me. *Claps*

I have no problem with sex, the thing is that you look weird and dodgy when you tell random people on the internet your penis size... Especially when most are males.

 

 I think that topic would have gone better if it was just talking about the body part and not the specifics of each user.



lolita said:

Sex threads are creepy. weird and just wrong... There's not much that's funny about it (except you guys looking dodgy and idiotic speaking of your penis with other random guys) and it makes you look like you are sex obsessed nerds, like montana said.

Beer thread is fine though beer is discusting... I prefer mixed drinks. More classy and tastes good, unlike beer. Plus beer bellies are just wrrrroooong!

 

 Actually... I'd say the only classy drink would be Champagne or Wine. Mixed drinks are pretty trashy. Why? Because they are for people who want to get drunk and party but cant stand hard liquor or the taste of beer. The mentioned alcohols are for meals... though some abuse them. And I would put mixed drinks under beer in that classy category. Beer may taste bad (to some) Jocks who through keggers give beer a bad name.



Yeah, they were getting less and less funny.

All the sex talk seems to have gone to DMeisterJ's thread now anyway. They aren't even talking about virginity anymore :P



I blame DMJ and Wii fit.