Do you know why the 8th SPE was disabled? It was because the PS3 chassi wasn't built strong enough to contain that level of awesome!
Thats why the Xbox360 RRODed, its because Microsoft underestimated the level of awesome or didn't make a strong enough chassi.
The Wii is so small because it doesn't have much awesome in it. All of its awesome comes from that remote thing.
Tease.