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Shameless on 29 June 2008

Not very funny at all.

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Sharkie on 08 August 2008

There are some good points in the article, but this Youtube video starting at :40 proves Snake has a penis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwjSHk1Q3po

Maybe he didn't want Naomi examining him because his body has aged so much and his penis is old and shriveled as well. Remember, he did want to take her up on the strip search offer in MGS1.

And finally, maybe it didn't work out with Meryl because he was "through with tomboys."

Snake has a penis, he's just probably spits out blanks.

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xRapidDavex on 16 January 2010

For all your supposed "facts", you sure don't pay attention to the small details.

First up is that the game explicitly states that they altered his genes so he couldn't reproduce:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LrGr-juUnI#t=6m20

Solidus was just saying the same thing Namoi confirms.

Second, you pasted a bunch of pictures including one of Snake in the briefing room on MGS1. Well if you knew anything about MGS, you would know that Naomi was there for the briefing session. If Snake didn't have a penis, why would it be such a shocker to her in MGS4 as you claim it is? His junk is simply in the shadows. She was just shocked at how badly bruised/old/decrepit his body is when he strips down. If you can't see that, I suggest getting a better television.

Next, the President didn't think Raiden was Snake.... he thought Raiden was Olga coming to kill him. Notice how they look pretty similar with the platinum hair.

The rest of your post is utter nonsense even though I see it's comedic value.

Oh and please tell me how you figure MGS3 is simply a VR mission. I'm dying to hear that explanation.

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Ghazi4 on 16 January 2010

ur soo sick!!! r u even straight?? lol :P

Get your Portable ID!

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VivaLaWiida on 16 January 2010

Sharkie said:

There are some good points in the article, but this Youtube video starting at :40 proves Snake has a penis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwjSHk1Q3po

Maybe he didn't want Naomi examining him because his body has aged so much and his penis is old and shriveled as well. Remember, he did want to take her up on the strip search offer in MGS1.

And finally, maybe it didn't work out with Meryl because he was "through with tomboys."

Snake has a penis, he's just probably spits out blanks.

Why is he breathing so heavily there.. .. ?!

Take a look at my photos on flickr

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StokedUp on 16 January 2010

its funny how much research has been put into proving this, thats the best bit about it.

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RareglovE on 16 January 2010

is this some sick joke...

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Dgc1808 on 16 January 2010

Pristine20 said:

Mirson said:

Pristine20 said:

Mirson said:
lmao. That was an interesting read. I'm not sure about the US president/MGS2 part.

That part definitely happened and I never understood it myself until i read this. However Volgin also did the "penis check" to some capt whose disguise Big Boss stole in mgs3 to get access to Sokolov. Maybe vaio can elaborate?

Yeah, but I remember the President saying, "you're a man?" or something similar to that after he grabbed Raiden's crotch. That's what confuses me. I thought he meant the Ninja. I have to replay it. Yes, Volgin did that as well to Raikov (his lover). I think that's the way he can recognize the Captain.

You're right. its possible that the president was confused about raiden's gender rather than making sure he wasn't Solid Snake. That said, every significant character in the metal gear saga got some ass (yes, even Otacon drilled both his step-mum and naomi) except solid and liquid snake so vaio may be right on the money.

You're a hostage and some dude walks in and someone walks in in a sneaking suit so you grab their crotch because I was confused about their gender?

Something's just not right there...

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