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coolestguyever on 27 June 2008

i didn't read it all. wwwwaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long.



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vaio on 27 June 2008

You should you will get the laugh of your life



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BrainBoxLtd on 27 June 2008
vaio said:
This is so funny it just needs to be bumped once :)

 

It's weird reading this and having a a laugh. Then I got back to that scene where Naomi asks Snake to undress and he looks all uncomfortable and the camera pans down and stops at his crotch. So now I'm thinking this guy might actually be on to something. O_o



Zkuq on 27 June 2008

That's some very retarded reasoning. You don't have a single valid argument. Due to terrible quoting on these forums and being in a bit of rush I find it very difficult to provide counter-arguments but as soon as I have a chance I'll do so.

Yes, I consider myself to have very good (not perfect) understanding of Metal Gear.



vaio on 27 June 2008
Zkuq said:
That's some very retarded reasoning. You don't have a single valid argument. Due to terrible quoting on these forums and being in a bit of rush I find it very difficult to provide counter-arguments but as soon as I have a chance I'll do so.

Yes, I consider myself to have very good (not perfect) understanding of Metal Gear.

You need to take a chillpill and enjoy the joke.

 



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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird  and people take Prozac  to make it normal.

If laughing is the best medicine and marijuana makes you laugh

Is marijuana the best medicine?

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

“If any creator has not played Mario, then they’re probably not a good creator. That’s something I can say with 100 percent confidence. Mario is, for game creators, the development bible.

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GodofWine on 27 June 2008

OMG...my favorite video game character ever is hung like Ken.

So whats the theory on where he gets testosterone from....is he injecting...is thats what is in that needle?!? OMG...he is on the roidz too.



 

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vaio on 28 June 2008
Zkuq said:
That's some very retarded reasoning. You don't have a single valid argument. Due to terrible quoting on these forums and being in a bit of rush I find it very difficult to provide counter-arguments but as soon as I have a chance I'll do so.

Yes, I consider myself to have very good (not perfect) understanding of Metal Gear.

I am still waiting for you to prove that there is not one valid argument in this hilarious thread and I am very interested in your counter arguments.

You could maybe enlighten us with your very good understanding of Metal Gear

 



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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird  and people take Prozac  to make it normal.

If laughing is the best medicine and marijuana makes you laugh

Is marijuana the best medicine?

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

“If any creator has not played Mario, then they’re probably not a good creator. That’s something I can say with 100 percent confidence. Mario is, for game creators, the development bible.

jalsonmi on 28 June 2008

I think he just doesn't have any balls. That'd explain the sterility/inability to reproduce, the crotch shots (no ball does equal less of a crotch), and the President's crotch check (another thing you'd be able to tell with such a check--balls or no balls)



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outlawauron on 28 June 2008
Pristine20 said:
DMeisterJ said:
Actually, I think you're incorrect.

Does anyone remember the easter egg in MGS3 when if you went into a bathroom, and stood next to a urinal, and panned the camera away from snake, he made the moaning sounds like he was urinating?

How praytell would he do that minus a penis? As far as I know, females are incapable of using urinals for that very reason...

This thread is an EPICK FIAL!

mgs3 is big boss i.e naked snake not solid snake

 

And the whole "quality time" naked snake spent with EVA in the end.

 

But yes, naked and solid snake are different people. However, if he is a clone, he would be an exact, albeit sterile, copy of naked snake.

 



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vaio on 29 June 2008

I am dissapointed in how few people liked this thread



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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird  and people take Prozac  to make it normal.

If laughing is the best medicine and marijuana makes you laugh

Is marijuana the best medicine?

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

“If any creator has not played Mario, then they’re probably not a good creator. That’s something I can say with 100 percent confidence. Mario is, for game creators, the development bible.