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I found this on 1up today.  Some might get a kick out of this list.

 

 http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3168194



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Cloud Strife ranked pretty high up their on the horrible name scale. I would put him in the top 5.

I give this thread a 9.7.



Thank god for the disable signatures option.

LOL, article said SO3 was a sloppy, overblown game



I liked Cloud.

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Who am I kidding, I loved cloud.



I've alwatys thought that Cait Sith was a great name, the character itself is quite questionable, but the name is great, at least it's different to the dozens of Lennas, Waynes, Vincents and Jacks. And Fayt Leingod was also a good name, but the worst part is that 1UP directly spoils the biggest (and best) moment of Star Ocean 3. And how exactly is an amazing game like SO3 a "sloppy, overblown mess"?
The other three places can't be argued, though




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Ultimate generic JRPG name: Rad. It is always generated in a random generator at some point or another.



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Dart from Legend of Dragoon would also get my vote.

Now, TTEOT was a bit sloppy and overblown, but imo, it was still fantastic, just like Legend of Dragoon, which critics panned, but I thought was just the coolest thing since sliced bread.

The marker changing colors to determine when you get random battles was revolutionary.

Anyway, I've loved every Star Ocean I've ever played, and nothing cynical and unpredictably random 1up Nintendo hater website says is gonna change that.



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zexen_lowe said:
I've alwatys thought that Cait Sith was a great name, the character itself is quite questionable, but the name is great, at least it's different to the dozens of Lennas, Waynes, Vincents and Jacks. And Fayt Leingod was also a good name, but the worst part is that 1UP directly spoils the biggest (and best) moment of Star Ocean 3. And how exactly is an amazing game like SO3 a "sloppy, overblown mess"?
The other three places can't be argued, though

1up were the ones that said that the story was good in SO3 but the battle system sucked so I am not that suprised that said it was sloppy and overblown. The game was good and all but I have played better JRPGs.

Fayt wasn't a bad name per se, it was just very....weird 

 



Riachu said:
zexen_lowe said:
I've alwatys thought that Cait Sith was a great name, the character itself is quite questionable, but the name is great, at least it's different to the dozens of Lennas, Waynes, Vincents and Jacks. And Fayt Leingod was also a good name, but the worst part is that 1UP directly spoils the biggest (and best) moment of Star Ocean 3. And how exactly is an amazing game like SO3 a "sloppy, overblown mess"?
The other three places can't be argued, though

1up were the ones that said that the story was good in SO3 but the battle system sucked so I am not that suprised that said it was sloppy and overblown. The game was good and all but I have played better JRPGs.

Fayt wasn't a bad name per se, it was just very....weird

 


I don't know, usually I play JRPGs mostly for the story, I do enjoy the battles and everything of course, but I mostly see them as a way to get stronger to face the boss. In SO3, on the other hand, I fighted just because fighting was fun, in the beginng, in the ruins of Coffir, I spent like an hour from random battle to random battle because i was pure fun. Star Ocean had an amazing battle system. I can agree that there was a problem with the collision detection, the fact that you couldn't hit downed enemies was another one, and sometimes, mostly in bosses, and due to the fact that it was in real time, it could be difficult to control the flow of battle. But, other than that, it was excellent.

I also have played better JRPGs, I'm not naming SO3 the best game ever or anything like that, I'm just saying that calling SO3 a "sloppy, overblown mess" is a bit of an insult to an excellent game




I always thought that Fei Fong Wong sounded kind of stupid. Basically because, if you remove the middle name, it sounds sort of like "fairy genitalia."

Also, Chrono Trigger is full of these. A robot named Robo (gee, how original); a frog named... uh... Frog; and a cavewoman with an unpronounceable name. Seriously. Try to pronounce "Ayla" without sounding like you should be taking the short bus to school.



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