I decided to be a little mean (I doubt they'll post this), so now I've submitted the following:
"Rosie, You said:
"£150 Nintendo finally arrived last November, fresh from Hong Kong (I had bought it on the net), crammed with a 'bundle' of 20 games"
Great job teaching your children about honesty and not stealing!! With 20 games, your DS would have cost AT LEAST 5 times that much if you purchased the games legally. Lucky for you, you managed to purchase a 'bundle' with illegal, pirated (or stolen) software. You are a cheap thief and a terrible mother. How dare you complain about Nintendo supposedly destroying the children you have no idea how to parent when you have the audacity to purchase stolen property... just because you're cheap? You should be ashamed of yourself!
There is no excuse for YOUR behavior. YOU are clearly the problem."
Edit: All the above is true, but I'm being a little extreme on purpose to see if they'll post it or not. We'll see in the next few days if they even allow any comments.