You should eat a snickers bar. It should help your issues.
You clearly don't see the irony so hear me out before you get yourself banned. When I make a little fun of your comment about PS5 being DOA it's not that different from you writing "I thought PS/XB fans said that 3rd party games didn't sell on Switch". So you're basically calling yourself deeply hurt, triggered, having issues, etc.
It's all good though. Try loosen up a little. Enjoy life. Have fun.