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Some of you may remember that, two years ago, I made this wonderful thread: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=229874

I always intended to make a follow-up, but decided not to do it because some malicious moderator locked my first thread. The mod in question was since then taken out of his position because of this incident, which is why I’m making this thread after all.

However, as you’ve probably already guessed by the title, my religious views have changed quite a bit in those two years. What can I say, I was young and deluded. I grew up in a Christian country, and I just believed everything they told me without really questioning it. Luckily, about a year ago, my eyes got opened by my mate Muhammad.

My mate Muhammad asked me, “Why do you still believe in that false religion?” And I replied, “What do you mean, false religion? Christianity is the truth, the Bible says so itself!” But my mate Muhammad answered, “No no, you’re completely misguided. God doesn’t even have a son. The only true word of God is in the Quran!” I got a little confused and I asked my mate Muhammad: “Oh yeah? Can you prove that?” To which my mate Muhammad showed me the following verse: Q 34:31: “The faithless say, ‘We will never believe in this qurʾan, nor in that which was before it.’” Since I am not faithless, because that would be a betrayment of Allah, I had to believe in the Quran. That’s how my mate Muhammad converted me.

But why am I telling you all of this? Because you too, can be saved. My mate Muhammad said that Allah will guide you, if only you let Him into your heart. All you have to do is being a good faithful Muslim, according to my mate Muhammad.

Now, the point of my other thread still stands. Unfaithful people are damaging this site. Me and my mate Muhammad agreed that both atheists and Christians should be banned from vgchartz.com as soon as possible, unless they let the only true God in their heart.



Inshallah



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What's a good way to be a good muslim but still stay true to my atheist beliefs? I'm interested.



If you demand respect or gratitude for your volunteer work, you're doing volunteering wrong.

Isn't that the religion where people are supposed to pray five times per day?

That's too much even for a faithful person like myself who prays twice per day in front of a Nintendo shrine. Also, a blood sacrifice of one cat per month suffices.

So I will have to respectfully decline, even though the oppression of women is tempting.



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RolStoppable said:

So I will have to respectfully decline, even though the oppression of women is tempting.

I'm pretty sure yours and most other religions have that too.



If you demand respect or gratitude for your volunteer work, you're doing volunteering wrong.

vivster said:
What's a good way to be a good muslim but still stay true to my atheist beliefs? I'm interested.

You can buy indulgences from my mate Muhammad.

RolStoppable said:

Isn't that the religion where people are supposed to pray five times per day?

That's too much even for a faithful person like myself who prays twice per day in front of a Nintendo shrine. Also, a blood sacrifice of one cat per month suffices.

So I will have to respectfully decline, even though the oppression of women is tempting.

Nintendo isn't mentioned anywhere in the Quran and is thus a creation by the devil.

And praying five times a day is only a small effort when it gives you pernament access to heaven after death, where you can hang out with Allah and my mate Muhammad and me.



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 "I always intended to make a follow-up, but decided not to do it because some malicious moderator locked my first thread. The mod in question was since then taken out of his position because of this incident"

- is false. 



                                                                                                                                            

Flilix said:
RolStoppable said:

Isn't that the religion where people are supposed to pray five times per day?

That's too much even for a faithful person like myself who prays twice per day in front of a Nintendo shrine. Also, a blood sacrifice of one cat per month suffices.

So I will have to respectfully decline, even though the oppression of women is tempting.

Nintendo isn't mentioned anywhere in the Quran and is thus a creation by the devil.

And praying five times a day is only a small effort when it gives you pernament access to heaven after death, where you can hang out with Allah and my mate Muhammad and me.

Is the devil even called the devil in the quran?



Legend11 correctly predicted that GTA IV (360+PS3) would outsell SSBB. I was wrong.

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Sold.

I’m too late for Ramadan though. Oh well.



RolStoppable said:
Flilix said:

Nintendo isn't mentioned anywhere in the Quran and is thus a creation by the devil.

And praying five times a day is only a small effort when it gives you pernament access to heaven after death, where you can hang out with Allah and my mate Muhammad and me.

Is the devil even called the devil in the quran?

'The devil' isn't a name, it's a concept.



aren't you the guy who at some point argued that categorisation is meaningless?

how can you make that argument, then mock religion?