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dx11332sega said:

I'm curious of what were your experience? And any tips for beginners about to club and what not to do?

Just have fun and drink, dance, whatever. Nothing special about clubbing.

Is it a good idea to pick up chicks in clubs?

That is what 99% of people there are hoping to do. Pick up someone of the opposite sex.

How much do you pay?

Depends on where you live. If in a big city, it could be a $5-$20 cover charge and drinks could be anywhere from $5-10 for a beer as well. Typically clubbing places are more spendy, but depends on where you live.

Do you take someone with you and what do you do if someone flirts with your girl while your taking a leak?

Trust your lady. If some rando flirting with her makes her fall for him, then you're better off without her. 

What can a beginner expect/should or shouldn't do when clubbing?

Don't sit in the corner like you're at a middle school dance. Interact, dance, have fun. That is why you are there.

My thoughts. 



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My recommendation is to have a couple drinks if you think you need a boost to your charisma stat. I haven't been to a club in many years now, and was never particularly fond of them. I'm more introverted and prefer to stay at home than to go out. It helps that my wife and I met back when we were 19 at University, and have been together since. So I never needed to seek out relationships or sex.



I've never volunteered for the Boys and Girls Club.  But I have participated in soup kitchens, backpack ministries, orphanages, youth sports and the like.  It's a good way to spend your time.  I've met some nice and real people there.



GoOnKid said:

You will want to go dancing, since that's the only thing to do there. The music is so loud you can't have any conversations, the drinks are expensive as fuck, it's like you try to order a beer and they'll want one of your kidneys in exchange. The girls are not interested in being picked up at all (and who could blame them when there is always a threat of knockout drops and similar horror stories), they only want to dance by themselves. There are tons of drooling men trying to desperately hit on the girls with zero success, yet the men won't understand getting rejected, claim she must be on her period and just go to the next girl. You will see lots of hot chicks with noses high up in the air, and you will witness awkward flirting attempts, maybe a fist fight or two because hey man, how could I know that she had a boyfriend, man? I was just dancing yo and she was shaking that ass and I was like yo, you're mine now, man, I didn't anything bad, okay? Just chill now, alright?!

If you don't like dancing, well then, Just enjoy the music, that's it.

Then, later. As the hours go by the crowd gets sparse. Late at night, four or five a.m., most clubbers will have left. Only the most desparate and/or drunk will stay, the left-overs! Looking at each other through their blurry and tired eyes, stomachs full of fancy drinks and gallons of beer and booze, almost falling off their chairs, and the marbles in their head will bump at each other in unexpected ways. They will realize that this is the final chance, this is it now. All or nothing! And then they will rise, clumsily standing up, stumble towards each other, grunting something totally incomprehensible, laughing about absolutely nothing then falling into each others open arms and sticking the tongue into their mouths. This unromantic and unappetizing experience is actually the true reason why somebody would want to go clubbing. Scored!

Otherwise, just enjoy yourself there, have fun and don't mind if your dancing skills are awkward, that's okay. All eyes on you! Give it all you've got!

I see nothing has changed in 20 years since I last went clubbing.

You forgot to mention the part where the music stops and the harsh fluorescent lighting comes on at the end of the night. Then you see how ugly that wasted hot girl really was and you are glad to get out of there asap.

Then you end up at a friends place playing games for the rest of the night while still wasted.



Dress nice, bring other girls to the club with you



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John2290 said:
I'm pretty much against clubbing, so find it cruel. Seals deserve a fair fight and should only be killed using flipper shaped weapons.

Damn. I thought he meant baby seals, too. I got plenty of experience in the field.  Sadly, I have no experience with nightclubs.



GoOnKid said:

You will want to go dancing, since that's the only thing to do there. The music is so loud you can't have any conversations, the drinks are expensive as fuck, it's like you try to order a beer and they'll want one of your kidneys in exchange. The girls are not interested in being picked up at all (and who could blame them when there is always a threat of knockout drops and similar horror stories), they only want to dance by themselves. There are tons of drooling men trying to desperately hit on the girls with zero success, yet the men won't understand getting rejected, claim she must be on her period and just go to the next girl. You will see lots of hot chicks with noses high up in the air, and you will witness awkward flirting attempts, maybe a fist fight or two because hey man, how could I know that she had a boyfriend, man? I was just dancing yo and she was shaking that ass and I was like yo, you're mine now, man, I didn't anything bad, okay? Just chill now, alright?!

If you don't like dancing, well then, Just enjoy the music, that's it.

Then, later. As the hours go by the crowd gets sparse. Late at night, four or five a.m., most clubbers will have left. Only the most desparate and/or drunk will stay, the left-overs! Looking at each other through their blurry and tired eyes, stomachs full of fancy drinks and gallons of beer and booze, almost falling off their chairs, and the marbles in their head will bump at each other in unexpected ways. They will realize that this is the final chance, this is it now. All or nothing! And then they will rise, clumsily standing up, stumble towards each other, grunting something totally incomprehensible, laughing about absolutely nothing then falling into each others open arms and sticking the tongue into their mouths. This unromantic and unappetizing experience is actually the true reason why somebody would want to go clubbing. Scored!

Otherwise, just enjoy yourself there, have fun and don't mind if your dancing skills are awkward, that's okay. All eyes on you! Give it all you've got!

Well fuck I thought I was listening to David Attenborough in my head when I read your post lol.

Well reading your post seems like not much has changed since I last went 15 years ago.

@Dark_Lord_2008

This is what I told you a few months back (well especially the bold).



 

 

Avoid the toilets you do not want to get jumped by someone looking for easy clout. They will see gold chain/rings, they will see fancy watch, they will want your wallet and your cell phone.



Don't go clubbing by yourself. Go with a wing man, or with a bunch of friends that know how to pick up chicks. That way you can just leech of from them.



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If you have no friends, no brothers and no cousins, then you just stay at home and game or watch Tv and you never go to clubs. I spent most of my youth on VGChartz. I never had any friends, brothers or cousins, you will need back up to protect you, you do not want to go to a night club on your own. Gaming, watching TV, game forums, listening to music and reading books have been my entire life and I bypassed the night clubs. Terrible music, expensive drinks, high risk of getting beaten up and robbed for your possessions or refused entry by the big bouncers at the door. Night clubs are like online dating, where it is a huge gender imbalance of guys significantly outnumber girls. Uncharted, Grand Theft Auto, Gears of War, Halo, Call of Duty, Battlefield, FIFA, Madden, NBA, seem like a better night in than getting your head knocked off at a night club.

Last edited by Dark_Lord_2008 - on 29 March 2019