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I'm curious of what were your experience? And any tips for beginners about to club and what not to do?

Is it a good idea to pick up chicks in clubs?

How much do you pay?

Do you take someone with you and what do you do if someone flirts with your girl while your taking a leak?

What can a beginner expect/should or shouldn't do when clubbing?



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Characters in Minecraft have more mobility than me. I suck at dancing and therefore am useless at clubbing.

I recommend just observing at first to figure out what kind of environment you are in. *shrugs*



Just drink as much as you can. If you can't afford them, you can drink leftover drinks people left at other tables.



morenoingrato said:
Just drink as much as you can. If you can't afford them, you can drink leftover drinks people left at other tables.

I'd drink once or twice. but , what type of drinks should one order? won't drink leftovers :)



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dx11332sega said:
morenoingrato said:
Just drink as much as you can. If you can't afford them, you can drink leftover drinks people left at other tables.

I'd drink once or twice. but , what type of drinks should one order? won't drink leftovers :)

Just ask for the girliest drink they have, that's what I always do.

If nothing else it would be a conversation starter. Plus girly drinks actually taste nice!



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My few clubbing experiences were horrific and embarrassing.
-Desperately talking to different girls only to be immediately shot down.
-Being asked to buy drinks by a couple of girls saying "You're just using me for drinks. You're going to leave as soon as I buy them" and immediately being left the second they got the drinks in their hands.
-Dancing SO BADLY that the girl who asked me to dance danced away from me and was never seen again.
-Going to a club on what I didn't know was "ladies night" and being surrounded by male strippers

It's like a bad 90s movie and I feel like jumping off of a building just thinking about it. You don't want my advice.



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You will want to go dancing, since that's the only thing to do there. The music is so loud you can't have any conversations, the drinks are expensive as fuck, it's like you try to order a beer and they'll want one of your kidneys in exchange. The girls are not interested in being picked up at all (and who could blame them when there is always a threat of knockout drops and similar horror stories), they only want to dance by themselves. There are tons of drooling men trying to desperately hit on the girls with zero success, yet the men won't understand getting rejected, claim she must be on her period and just go to the next girl. You will see lots of hot chicks with noses high up in the air, and you will witness awkward flirting attempts, maybe a fist fight or two because hey man, how could I know that she had a boyfriend, man? I was just dancing yo and she was shaking that ass and I was like yo, you're mine now, man, I didn't anything bad, okay? Just chill now, alright?!

If you don't like dancing, well then, Just enjoy the music, that's it.

Then, later. As the hours go by the crowd gets sparse. Late at night, four or five a.m., most clubbers will have left. Only the most desparate and/or drunk will stay, the left-overs! Looking at each other through their blurry and tired eyes, stomachs full of fancy drinks and gallons of beer and booze, almost falling off their chairs, and the marbles in their head will bump at each other in unexpected ways. They will realize that this is the final chance, this is it now. All or nothing! And then they will rise, clumsily standing up, stumble towards each other, grunting something totally incomprehensible, laughing about absolutely nothing then falling into each others open arms and sticking the tongue into their mouths. This unromantic and unappetizing experience is actually the true reason why somebody would want to go clubbing. Scored!

Otherwise, just enjoy yourself there, have fun and don't mind if your dancing skills are awkward, that's okay. All eyes on you! Give it all you've got!



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d21lewis said:
My few clubbing experiences were horrific and embarrassing.
-Desperately talking to different girls only to be immediately shot down.
-Being asked to buy drinks by a couple of girls saying "You're just using me for drinks. You're going to leave as soon as I buy them" and immediately being left the second they got the drinks in their hands.
-Dancing SO BADLY that the girl who asked me to dance danced away from me and was never seen again.
-Going to a club on what I didn't know was "ladies night" and being surrounded by male strippers

It's like a bad 90s movie and I feel like jumping off of a building just thinking about it. You don't want my advice.

It's only 4:40 AM and you might have just made my day. Especially the dancing bit. :)

@OP Although I had fun a few times, I mostly thought nightclubs were terrible, and prefer a more intimate setting. The flashing lights in the darkness, loud music I often didn't like, people all crowded and buzzing around. And Jesus Christ, just the bathroom, wait till' you see the bathroom....yeah, sorry, no advice. 



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GoOnKid said:

You will want to go dancing, since that's the only thing to do there. The music is so loud you can't have any conversations, the drinks are expensive as fuck, it's like you try to order a beer and they'll want one of your kidneys in exchange. The girls are not interested in being picked up at all (and who could blame them when there is always a threat of knockout drops and similar horror stories), they only want to dance by themselves. There are tons of drooling men trying to desperately hit on the girls with zero success, yet the men won't understand getting rejected, claim she must be on her period and just go to the next girl. You will see lots of hot chicks with noses high up in the air, and you will witness awkward flirting attempts, maybe a fist fight or two because hey man, how could I know that she had a boyfriend, man? I was just dancing yo and she was shaking that ass and I was like yo, you're mine now, man, I didn't anything bad, okay? Just chill now, alright?!

If you don't like dancing, well then, Just enjoy the music, that's it.

Then, later. As the hours go by the crowd gets sparse. Late at night, four or five a.m., most clubbers will have left. Only the most desparate and/or drunk will stay, the left-overs! Looking at each other through their blurry and tired eyes, stomachs full of fancy drinks and gallons of beer and booze, almost falling off their chairs, and the marbles in their head will bump at each other in unexpected ways. They will realize that this is the final chance, this is it now. All or nothing! And then they will rise, clumsily standing up, stumble towards each other, grunting something totally incomprehensible, laughing about absolutely nothing then falling into each others open arms and sticking the tongue into their mouths. This unromantic and unappetizing experience is actually the true reason why somebody would want to go clubbing. Scored!

Otherwise, just enjoy yourself there, have fun and don't mind if your dancing skills are awkward, that's okay. All eyes on you! Give it all you've got!

Yup.  This is pretty much how it works.