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Ganoncrotch said:
thismeintiel said:
Usually, I just say, "Hey, Becky, want some fuck." Now, that only works 1 out of 10 times, and only if their name happens to be Becky. Still, 1 out of 10 ain't bad.

What if the reply is... "but my name isn't becky" at that point you can ask them if that's the only part of the question they had a problem with.

But in reference to the question, maybe link them this thread and say something along the lines of "I wanted to be cool so much I created a thread asking for advice about talking to you... on a forum, based primarily on the sales of video games, video game consoles and propane accessories"

As for the people saying that dick pics don't work.... have you considered sending a dick pick that doesn't look like a shriveled pickle? Maybe google what a penis should look like and send one of those google images instead :D if the colour is at least somewhere in the right shade you could get away with it, as long as you don't have an innie.

 

My legit advice is just be honest with the person, tell them your intentions fairly early on and see how it goes, always think of it like this same as with a job application, if you don't apply you can't get the position so until you ask the question then the answer is "no" only by asking a question can you modify that answer to anything other than no, so what's there to lose? There's no point pussy footing about for months if what you really want to ask her is if she wants to nosh down on some spaghetti and meatballs.

Also never forget this fact.... Girls love sex just as much as guys in my experience, don't feel like you're asking for something that only you want, she might be secretly rocking a wide on for you just as much!

And photoshop a tiny hat,monocle and cane on it to make it truly a gentlemens dickpick.



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Wearing sunglasses in most of my Photoshopped pics. I claim to be a Navy pilot(This is you captain speaking), US military(ready for action), fireman(set the night on fire!), photographer, lawyer or cardio surgeon(putting heart into it).
Heads photo shopped onto bodies to show travel pics: Paris, New York, London, Egypt, etc
Sports scuba diving, white water rafting, yoga, weight lifting, fine dining, travel.
You can claim anything online and be anyone online. More creative profiles gets more profile views. Claiming to be wealthy and living an interesting lifestyle is going to be better than "I work a dull office shop and I like to drink beer and Netflix and Chill."
Then you create the LinkedIn and Facebook accounts that support your story. It is a lot of work involved trying to claim to be someone you are not!



The messaging is the hardest part by far because well they get so many messages and they do not seem that interested at all. When you do meet each other it is a disappointment. So many of the multiple people I have met from online were older and in worse shape than they appeared online. I would not want to message or see them again and the awkward silence was a clear indicator that I was disappointed. You do not offend the person by telling them what you really think. It is polite not to tell people what they want to hear.

Last edited by Dark_Lord_2008 - on 19 March 2019

Dark_Lord_2008 said:

Online dating only works if you are aged 18 to 25. When you are  in your 30s or 40s or older, dating apps are a waste of time because you are too old and real life is better than online.
I never had a smart phone and never bothered with dating apps or social media. With no barriers to make an account, no verification process, anyone can use fake profile and put up some fake photos to waste people's time. There are so many guys pretending to be women online. Women do not need to be online to attract a guy, they get heaps of approaches in real life. Online is a last resort and if you have any common sense as a guy you will not waste your time.

"dating apps are a waste of time" - Someone who doesn't have a smart phone and never used a dating app or social media.

Why even weigh in on how the product works for you when you've made some strange life choices to avoid the product and the item you would need to access it? This would be like a vegatarian putting up their opinion on a particular type of meat dish, I mean... you don't use a smart phone so yeah your opinion on various apps is completely based on your feelings of the product, not the actual product.



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let's focus just on the relevant facts about internet dating. 

* Women make nearly no approaches, unless you are seriously socially desirable. 
* Men are much more prepared to give the average or undesirable a chance.
* But everyone avoids the really unattractive. 
* Due to the above, it's women not men who control the initial first dates, because they chose who to respond to.

This isn't something you get to have a different, valid opinion on. It's not like in real life where behaviour may be hard to observe; online we can directly quantify it by recording messages and likes sent.

Both genders prefer someone closer to their age and having an extroverted, out going personality helps both genders in regards to dating.
Being a introverted guy is a death sentence when it comes to dating because regardless of how you look you will come across as a socially awkward creep or invisible.
Women can get away with being socially awkward and shy and introverted but they can get away with a lot more than guys in regards to dating.

Last edited by Dark_Lord_2008 - on 20 March 2019

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Dark_Lord_2008 said:

let's focus just on the relevant facts about internet dating. 

* Women make nearly no approaches, unless you are seriously socially desirable. 
* Men are much more prepared to give the average or undesirable a chance.
* But everyone avoids the really unattractive. 
* Due to the above, it's women not men who control the initial first dates, because they chose who to respond to.

This isn't something you get to have a different, valid opinion on. It's not like in real life where behaviour may be hard to observe; online we can directly quantify it by recording messages and likes sent.

Both genders prefer someone closer to their age and having an extroverted, out going personality helps both genders in regards to dating.
Being a introverted guy is a death sentence when it comes to dating because regardless of how you look you will come across as a socially awkward creep or invisible.
Women can get away with being socially awkward and shy and introverted but they can get away with a lot more than guys in regards to dating.

I like both extroverted and introverted females and i have met females that like both introverted and extroverted males,keep in mind that extroverted can also be insecure just like introverted but as a reaction to that they just talk more.(lol, lots of the same words in one sentence)

The first 4 points you make also counts for both genders.



dx11332sega said:

I asked her on PSN  if she has a mic ? she said why she doesn't have a mic is because she has disabilities,minor brain damage caused by an accident that prevents her from speaking? WTF is there such a thing ? But she could message me still?

There is such a thing yes. Sounds like Broca's aphasia to me. Could be caused in the way she said it was. If it were Wernicke's area, she wouldn't be able to message you, but Broca's area could let her still write messages but not speak.

https://www.aphasia.org/aphasia-definitions/

If you go forward with flirting, be very careful not to lead her on if you don't want anything really committed with someone like that. It would require some effort to be supportive of someone like that. You'd have to be very patient and understanding. Depends how bad the aphasia is though.



dx11332sega said:
BasilZero said:


Here's a hint.

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Ok so, how do I break it off without hurting her feelings? She also says she has lung cancer

Did you start a relationship with her? If not, there's no need to break anything off. Just friend zone her. Aka, finish your current conversation, then talk to her as you would a friend. Be friends and don't give any more signals that you want any more.



dx11332sega said:
HylianSwordsman said:

Did you start a relationship with her? If not, there's no need to break anything off. Just friend zone her. Aka, finish your current conversation, then talk to her as you would a friend. Be friends and don't give any more signals that you want any more.

First online relationship sadly

Was it an actually established relationship though? As in you both discussed it and agreed to making it an official thing? Or just the type of thing where you met and started talking a lot to the point where it maybe feels like a relationship. 

Cause if it's the latter you haven't made any commitments yet so there's nothing keeping you to talking to her if you don't want to.

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dx11332sega said:
HylianSwordsman said:

Did you start a relationship with her? If not, there's no need to break anything off. Just friend zone her. Aka, finish your current conversation, then talk to her as you would a friend. Be friends and don't give any more signals that you want any more.

First online relationship sadly

Oooo...you really rushed into that. Yeah this could get ugly. Well, it's an online relationship. How far away is she from you? If she's really far away, you'd likely never meet in person anyway, and such a relationship isn't too demanding. So you could just keep it going, but not make any effort to get any romantically closer, and just get to know her a bit. That would make a conversation not too long down the line possible that could go along the lines of "I like you, but I think I don't really like like you. Can we just be friends?" The friend zoning conversation basically. It'll hurt her a little bit. But if you get a chance to know her, you could make a nice little online friend to game with. She gets someone to keep her company in her last days. Just, like I said, don't get any closer romantically. It's still early enough that it wouldn't be weird for you to ask simple get-to-know-you type questions, then just say that you're not really feeling much of a romantic connection, and you want to move to just friends.