GameproFamily (which is an actual spinoff site, they didn't just rip off the name) has a list of E games that they claim are not safe for children.
Yet the reasons for some of those games...
Just read the list for yourselves. It has to be seen to be believed.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs