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Would you have sex with an alien?

Definitely! 24 30.38%
 
Depends on the circumstances 44 55.70%
 
No, I'm a space racist! 11 13.92%
 
Total:79
COKTOE said:
I guess if she was like Kira from Deep Space Nine and was basically an attractive Human with some weird bumps on her head, or they simply had green or blue skin or whatever. I draw the line at having a sideways vagina.

Agreed. I'd also like to know if I'd be eaten afterwards.

 

It could happen.



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ironmanDX said:
COKTOE said:
I guess if she was like Kira from Deep Space Nine and was basically an attractive Human with some weird bumps on her head, or they simply had green or blue skin or whatever. I draw the line at having a sideways vagina.

Agreed. I'd also like to know if I'd be eaten afterwards.

 

It could happen.

Would that be a selling point?



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sergiodaly said:
that green girl from Guardians of the Galaxy (also the name of security guards of a Samsung warehouse) or the big amazon ladies in Futurama are possibilities...



Ka-pi96 said:
ironmanDX said:

Agreed. I'd also like to know if I'd be eaten afterwards.

 

It could happen.

Would that be a selling point?

Ha! Maybe.... Just maybe.



Better question, do you think an alien would have sex with you?



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Jumpin said:
Better question, do you think an alien would have sex with you?

Considering you live in a world where dolphins use fishes to masturbate and human zoophilia etc. is a thing, it's possible. Sentient beings could be naturally kinky for all we know, since that's such a strong venue of socialization and brain development.

Of course, a lot of people get this idea aliens are realistic only if they look like starfishes drawn by someone high on LSD. Most biologists now agree it's unlikely aliens would have dramatically different body plans from the myriad species who've evolved on Earth. You might argue not every life-capable world would be Earthlike, but as I mentioned before, body temperature compatibility would be a must for obvious reasons.

Or maybe I'm overthinking this and that was merely a joke adressed at the fact a lot gamers online are in reality scrawny, unattractive beta males...



 

 

 

 

 

haxxiy said:
Jumpin said:
Better question, do you think an alien would have sex with you?

Considering you live in a world where dolphins use fishes to masturbate and human zoophilia etc. is a thing, it's possible. Sentient beings could be naturally kinky for all we know, since that's such a strong venue of socialization and brain development.

Of course, a lot of people get this idea aliens are realistic only if they look like starfishes drawn by someone high on LSD. Most biologists now agree it's unlikely aliens would have dramatically different body plans from the myriad species who've evolved on Earth. You might argue not every life-capable world would be Earthlike, but as I mentioned before, body temperature compatibility would be a must for obvious reasons.

Or maybe I'm overthinking this and that was merely a joke adressed at the fact a lot gamers online are in reality scrawny, unattractive beta males...

Your second instinct was correct, haha =)
But your first instinct is relevant, if they're bipedal quadralimbed creatures with a brain in their head and reproductive organs to the south, or if their evolutionary path paralleled us, then it is likely natural selection would lead them to similar attraction. I don't know about the "beta male" thing since we're not dogs, and that's not an actual thing among humans, but there is something to be said about people who are weak, flabby, and gross.

This is NOT a likely scenario! =D



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Depends on the plumbing and if they hot!



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bowserthedog said:
Depends on the plumbing and if they hot!

Just imagine the incredible oral sensation....

right before you die.



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