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While right-wing Americans are deeply religious, they apparently have a different translation of the bible.


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Insightful, and quite relevant in these times

You get it guys, republicans are religious hypocrites.

I for one accept our new theocratic democrat overlords.

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That was pretty funny lol. He did a great job. The healthcare parable stood out to me. Sure, the right would be happy to offer free health care for all, if only they had the power to simply place their hand on your forehead, say a blessing, and cure you. Until then, time plus materials is going to mean a trade of some sort.

The Canadian National Anthem According To Justin Trudeau


Oh planet Earth! The home of native lands, 
True social law, in all of us demand.
With cattle farts, we view sea rise,
Our North sinking slowly.
From far and snide, oh planet Earth, 
Our healthcare is yours free!
Science save our land, harnessing the breeze,
Oh planet Earth, smoke weed and ferment yeast.
Oh planet Earth, ell gee bee queue and tee.

They think jesus is a white American male who did not dedicate his life to helping the poor the hungry the homeless the lepers and was extremely anti violence and vengeance
They think he stands for anti abortion and anti lgbt laws plus pro unlimited guns and stand your ground laws

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That was pretty damn good!

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Yes, that perfectly knocked over that strawman you've set up

if you ask me i've been seeing more religious nonsense from the democrats recently

but regardless imo the minute you let tribal nonsense seep into your brain like "democrats are bad" or "republicans are bad" and start coloring your perception then you're no better than a puppet and deserve to be manipulated as you definitely will be

yawn, thats all OP? any more anti republican rhetoric?


Be careful what you wish for. SJW/collectivist Jesus will be something else.